#autochess

Every so often, and it's rare but not super rare, I will have a fucking amazing game of stormbound, where we are both playing unique decks, we're trading blows, but like both making really good plays and only ones that can happen because if how janky our decks are, and like winning or losing doesn't matter since the point was how beautiful and strategic the dance was, and I don't think any other game has successfully made me feel this way which is why I keep coming back to it after years and despite how bad the p2w is and not being good enough to actually plqy the meta levels. And like I've been tracking my janky decks recently and like, I feel it really started with a copy of an undead ping deck, since that one had a lot of weaknesses but was a lot of fun, like the most fun I had playing in a long time (and the new metas capitalize on its weakness a lot making it unviable sadly), but that's evolved into my terrible, terrible decks that are janky as fuck but the most beautiful things to play. We have such contenders as: spam the undead mother, giant old rats that casually throw dynamite behind them cartoon style (mmmm ROUS in the fire swamp mayhaps be a new deck name), and ground hogs day but with a nuke! And like, they are awful decks, they only work when everything is down leveled, but god they're fun. And then, the piece de resistance, my evil evil counter deck that is just all your bases are belong to us, such beauty and evil.