#authoring problems

story: so about that tournament

me: the what?

story: the tournament which is actually happening right now

me: I didn't plan-

story: there needs to be a tournament so the heroine can stare at the hero being capable in tight leather trousers for half a day

me: okay, that's fair

story: told you and about the kidnapping

me: wait what?

Story: kidnapping, so the hero can show his prowess in tight leather trousers again

me: that won't-

story: and he'll arrive to save her all heroically though she has probably saved herself already

me: ...

story: and let me draw you a map for the final battle

me: ???

story: I know, it is confusing because there are 27 armies involved, here, give me that pen...

i have a title

given my other protag a complete name

i am in love with my protagonists

i have loosely planned a series

i figured out who the not-so-good-guys will be

teetering on the edge of including explicit content

am bleeding for feedback but of course i cannot post the stuff if i wanna publish it for reals

wrote mysself into a corner where Arihnda needs to be at the same time

instant death to anything threatening her family and Pryce Mining

i do not want to write this story

i do not want to read this story

google is not helping