me: nice, I have all plot points together and sorted out
story: so about that tournament
me: the what?
story: the tournament which is actually happening right now
me: I didn't plan-
story: there needs to be a tournament so the heroine can stare at the hero being capable in tight leather trousers for half a day
me: okay, that's fair
story: told you and about the kidnapping
me: wait what?
Story: kidnapping, so the hero can show his prowess in tight leather trousers again
me: that won't-
story: and he'll arrive to save her all heroically though she has probably saved herself already
me: ...
story: and let me draw you a map for the final battle
me: ???
story: I know, it is confusing because there are 27 armies involved, here, give me that pen...
me: ;-;




















