I think I'm going to restart my WoW account!
Battle.net: Please input your authenticator code!
Me: Shit, I don't have that anymore.
Me: *clicks - remove authenticator*
Battle.net: Please input your authenticator code to remove this device from your account!
Me: I don't have that, Blizzard! Maybe I'll just call them, since I can't bypass this.
Blizzard recorded message: No more waiting! Go online to submit a ticket with your Battle.net account! A representative will call you! *hang up*
Me: wtf? No more support on the support line?
Me: *goes back to the website to figure this bs out*
Battle.net: OK, if you want to remove your authenticator, we'll need you to send us a picture of your I.D.!
Me: I don't have a picture of my ID on my computer, who does that?
Battle.net: well even though you have 5 saved security questions, we can't help you without the ID Pic.
Me: *takes picture of ID, uploads it to Google Drive, Send it to Blizzard.*
Battle.net: Thanks. Now please, send us a blood sample, a picture of you as a baby, your first born (if you have not yet procreated send us your oldest and dearest pet) Now cut off your left foot and fedex it to us for more observation. Sign your soul over to us, join the mormon religion, cease playing our games due to them being against your new found religion. Bark like a dog, spin around three times. AND YOUR ACCOUNT IS RESTORED!