Idiot thing my mother says of the day.
Grandpa and I just carried a heap of groceries in the house.
She starts taking bags and putting shit away. Me, being nice to her for once, said "I can put the rest away"Â
She says" I wanted to see what you guys got..but okay" total attitude of a 13 year old.
Then she is looking through the bags while I am trying to put them away.. And says
"Where is all the real food?"
"Um...I am sorry...who bought groceries? Oh, that's right. Grandpa. Who makes money? Oh, grandpa. What the fuck do you do all day? NOTHING. Who are you to be giving attitude asking where YOUR food is? RUDE."
I calmly, and I swear to Moses, it was not in a snotty tone. It was pretty dead-panned, actually...
I say "Well, it's all food."
SHE RAISES HER GOD DAMN VOICE.
"Oh my god Jacquie!" and stomps away like a fucking 4 year old.
WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I DO OR SAY?
I calmly asked "Why are you being a diva right now? what did I say?" and she just got all pissy and left.
I HATE HER. What the fuck. She is bipolar, I swear.