#ats stuff

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? You know, I’d say neither but in terms of just like speaking loudly Gav. Never angry though.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Ats probably, honestly. He hasn’t threatened it but he’s said he should.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Neither of them now. Before, Ats.Who trashes the house? Gav the child can’t pick up after himself.Do either of them get physical? Like fighting or. Neither of them really fight but Ats can get scary and has gotten physical with other people.How often do they argue/disagree? Not very often if at all, actually.Who is the first to apologise? Gav probably, he apologizes even if nothing’s happened.

Sex:

Who is on top? That changes.Who is on the bottom? That also changes.Who has the strangest desires? Gav.Any kinks? Both of them have their own.Who’s dominant in bed? Gav probably?Is head ever in the equation? If it’s because Gav wants to, yes. Yes it would be.If so, who is better at performing it? Ats never has so Gav just by default.Ever had sex in public? Uh, sort of? But also not technically.Who moans the most? A tie maybe?Who leaves the most marks? Ats because Gav doesn’t wanna hurt him.Who screams the loudest? Neither I don’t think.Who is the more experienced of the two? I think that’s just another tie but for different things.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Well that depends.Rough or soft? That also depends.How long do they usually last? Again, that depends.Is protection used? Probably 50/50?Does it ever get boring? With them, no.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? They’re surprisingly tame so like a chair probably??

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? In their humanstuck they have twins actually and Ats is like. Adopted Dad to a few people.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Twins, so two. A boy and a girl.Who is the favorite parent? It depends on what it’s for but I’d say Ats.Who is the authoritative parent? Ats, surprisingly enough. Gav can’t say no to them.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Both of them, seeing as  both kids are chronically ill.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Gav probably.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Gav, and he’s going to be as obnoxious and as loud about it as possible.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Ats, because he’s the more level headed one.Who changes the diapers? They both do, but Gav probably does it more often.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Again probably equal but more likely Ats since he’s up at weird times anyway.Who spends the most time with the children? Ats, hands down.Who packs their lunch boxes? Both of them equally, probably. The kids probably like both lunches equally.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Gav probably and he’s gonna be awkward as hell about it.Who cleans up after the kids? Well, they probably employ the ‘clean up after yourself or no play’ rule in their house so the kids pick up after themselves. As babies Ats probably would.Who worries the most? For different things they worry equally.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Gav, Ats doesn’t swear.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Gav.Who is the little spoon? Gav.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Ats, surprisingly enough.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  Gav, RIP the poor boys gay little hands.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Forever honestly.Who gives the most kisses? Gav, he can’t keep his mouth to himself either.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Bird watching or star gazing, I’m sure.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? I mean, Ats’ lap probably Gav can’t keep his butt to himself either.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Gav more than likely Ats will make a dumb sound.How often do they get time to themselves? Well, often enough seeing as they work at different times.

Sleeping:

Who snores? Gav.If both do, who snores the loudest? Gav is the sole snorer and no one likes him.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? At firs they slept separately but they share a bed now.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? It’s Gav of course he cozies up to Ats.Who talks in their sleep? Ats does.What do they wear to bed? Gav is more or less in his underwear and Ats wears a tank top and pajama bottoms.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Ats isCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Maybe for GavDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Gav will noodle his dumb self around his husband all he wants.Who wakes up with bed hair? Gav. No one else has bed hair like him.Who wakes up first? There has never been a day where Gav didn’t wake up before Ats it’s impossible.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Gav literally learned to cook so he could do this but he never gets to utilize the talent.What is their favourite sleeping position? I don’t know, spooning probably knowing Gav.Who hogs the sheets? Gav probably.Do they set an alarm each night? Ats wakes up way before any alarm and he’ll wake up Gav before the alarm too, so no.Can a television be found in their bedroom? Probably not, Ats thinks that sort of thing should stay in the living room.Who has nightmares? Ats, very vividly.Who has ridiculous dreams? Gav.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? I’d say Ats because he’s a fair deal taller but Gav is a wild child.Who makes the bed? As if Gav could do that that early in the morning.What time is bed time? Gav probably sleeps at a normal time, Ats sleeps when he wants to/can.Any routines/rituals before bed? Normal domestic stuff like brush teeth, wash face, shower if you need to.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? I wouldn’t say grumpy but Gav is the most out of it.

Work:

Who is the busiest? Gav, probably.Who rakes in the highest income? Gav probably again.Are any of your muses unemployed? Ats is on and off employed because Diseases.Who takes the most sick days? Ats by a landslide. He’s chronically ill.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Gav because he sucks at time management.Who sucks up to their boss? I think Gav is his own boss and Ats sucks up to everyone honestly.What are their jobs? It depends but Gav works in music and Ats generally works in zoos or bird sanctuaries.Who stresses the most? Well, Gav absorbs all of Ats’ stress to keep him healthy cause stress agitates his illness so Gav ends up the most anxious and stressed.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? At this point I’m sure they both love their jobs.Are your muses financially stable? They are yes.

Home:

Who does the washing? Both of them.Who takes out the trash? Gav probably, he is the trash.Who does the ironing? Ats probably, he’s weird about folding.Who does the cooking? Both of them will but Gav always insists on doing it for Ats.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Thankfully they’re both good cooks.Who is messier? Gav is just by nature.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Gav probably because he just gets distracted.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Gav probably, he strips before he gets into bed and then probably forgets about them in the morning.Who forgets to flush the toilet? Thankfully neither of them do.Who is the prankster around the house? Neither, Ats doesn’t have it in him to prank anyone and Gav can’t risk scaring Ats and giving him an episode.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Ats because he shouldn’t be given car responsibilities.Who mows the lawn? Gav probably.Who answers the telephone? Ats probably he insists on it.Who does the vacuuming? Ats again, he’s particular about it.Who does the groceries? That’s a fam activity.Who takes the longest to shower? Gav probably, Ats takes army showers.Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Gav have you seen him.

Miscellaneous:

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01. Full name: He goes by Kon02. Best friend: Kromji probably03. Sexuality: Pansexual04. Favorite color: Greens and browns05. Relationship status: Gay (taken)06. Ideal mate: He is not picky07. Turn-ons: He has a sensitive waist, putting your mouth on his collarbones in any way08. Favorite food: Literally anything he eats like a cow09. Crushes: No one10. Favorite music: Anything really11. Biggest fear: Losing people he gets close to12. Biggest fantasy: A lifetime supply of food13. Bad habits: Being a little shit, harassing people, scaring people, shocking people for fun, teasing people, etc.14. Biggest regret: He doesn’t have any (that’s a lie)15. Best kept secrets: His real name16. Last thought: Archer probably17. Worst romantic experience: All of them18. Biggest insecurity: Himself as a whole19. Weapon of choice: Psionics (electricity) and daggers/throwing knives20. Role Model: No one