a taste of sunshin 1: A Twilight fanfic
hi grlz i am kammi smitch an i am a big fan of twiligh t n thought since i wrote a good esay on books i woudl write this famfic k?
my name iz alirose smitos an i am a vampire. dont worry i lik normal thins and i am vegitarin so i wont eat u :)
i was made in ninteen ninty too by a happy vamp named karmin sthorthos (i gots you karmin!!!!!!)Â who taot me to only bit animals n eat there blood. i still liv ewith karmen so i can contineue my studys of vampir lords. karmens sir was the famos bela swann an her best husband edward (who she caled eddy) but bela killed eddy as she needed t be w/ her best boytoy jakob :)
so i live no w in the towne smithvill west vaginia were only gays an vampir hotties live. my boyfrend jimmy (<3 you too jimmy!!!! bf4eva!!!)Â who is like smokin hot with five abdominnals and blond hair. he is vampir too1!!
then this thin happons, and alise (bela's secret twin who iz also eddys sister an never fogav bela for kilin her sista). an alise tells me that the ant i attak legue needz to met to debat wat to do w/ bela an jakob an there rampage
I changd da name of sum cheracters cuz copiright yo.
 i wil post onc a day ;)))))))))))