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i kno i said on a day but i eed to continuee ;P

the meting was ful of my frends. alise was ther plus her hunki boytoy bastin an her fag lover missi boyles (mi best fren) (yay for missy grl luv ya bitchzzz) then bstisn tells u s how he neds more bitches an dumbledor to help cuz magick is neded to come so maybe we could get dombledor to come from brition to help.

we alll lol cuz we all h8 bastion an wish alise cud just fucckks wit missi cuz missi is a gud fag even tho she is a fagg. but we know we need sum help from dumbledor an attack evil bela cuz she killd my best friendd and secret fukbuddy eddy. missi boyles tan calls dombledoree an he agrez to go figt but he does ned to met wit us frst. 

look i kno we ned to explan Y dumbledor her we an herry will cum an save shit maybey

hi grlz i am kammi smitch an i am a big fan of twiligh t n thought since i wrote a good esay on books i woudl write this famfic k?

my name iz alirose smitos an i am a vampire. dont worry i lik normal thins and i am vegitarin so i wont eat u :)

i was made in ninteen ninty too by a happy vamp named karmin sthorthos (i gots you karmin!!!!!!) who taot me to only bit animals n eat there blood. i still liv ewith karmen so i can contineue my studys of vampir lords. karmens sir was the famos bela swann an her best husband edward (who she caled eddy) but bela killed eddy as she needed t be w/ her best boytoy jakob :)

so i live no w in the towne smithvill west vaginia were only gays an vampir hotties live. my boyfrend jimmy (<3 you too jimmy!!!! bf4eva!!!) who is like smokin hot with five abdominnals and blond hair. he is vampir too1!!

then this thin happons, and alise (bela's secret twin who iz also eddys sister an never fogav bela for kilin her sista). an alise tells me that the ant i attak legue needz to met to debat wat to do w/ bela an jakob an there rampage

I changd da name of sum cheracters cuz copiright yo.