#atomicpomegranate

“That’s not what I meant and you know it.” Hux could barely hear his own words over the rushing of blood in his ears and the deafening silence on the bridge. “I simply meant...”

He could feel everyone staring at him. Not just the officers but the weapons and communication specialists too. Even the force-damned mouse droids seemed to have stopped their endless trundling to stare at Armitage I-love-you-Supreme-Leader Hux and the blush that was currently trying to set his face alight.

It didn’t help that Kylo was grinning at him. Hux had never seen those usually sullen features arranged into such an expression. The effect was frankly terrifying, like coming face-to-face with one of the legendary sea monsters of Arkanis, all teeth and raw hunger.

“What did you mean then, Grand Marshall?” Kylo leered at him from suddenly too close and much too far away. 

Amongst frenzied thoughts about the smell of sweat and the creak of fabric fighting to contain all that muscle Hux realised he had just stopped talking in the middle of his explanation.

What had he meant?! 

Kylo had destroyed the last of the Resistance ships with a casual wave of his hand. The power of it had gone straight to Hux’ libido without bothering to consult his brain and left him simpering like a hapless prince in a holo-drama.

He opened his mouth again, desperately hoping that some kind of face saving retort would come out this time, only to realise that Kylo’s eyes were trailing deliberately lower.

Never one to practice mindfulness Hux’ awareness of his body returned far too slowly. His hands were clasped behind his back, pinning his greatcoat behind him. The front of his jodhpurs were horribly tight. He was standing side-on to the rest of the bridge. The burning wreckage outside had him practically in silhouette. 

Could someone actually die of embarrassment?

“Fuck.” Oh no, he’d said that out loud.

The predatory effect of Kylo’s grin was amplified a thousand fold until Hux was half sure he was going to be swallowed whole... wasn’t that a confusingly erotic thought. Why him? Why now?

“I’m glad we’re on the same page at last,” Kylo purred, stepping so close the toes of their boots were touching.

The tension and something in Hux’ mind snapped simultaneously. Fuck convention and decorum and ‘respectable’ behaviour. He’d already confessed his feelings on the bridge in front of half a hundred witnesses with a visible erection- he was so far past shame that the emotion was the barest dot on the horizon.

Hux reached up, grabbed the single most powerful man in the galaxy by his oversized ears and dragged him down into a kiss that was bordered on obscenity all by itself. 

When he finally let go enough for them both to breath Kylo was sporting a dazed look and a sizeable erection of his own.

“Did that make my meaning clear, Supreme Leader?” Hux asked. “Or should we retire to your quarters so I can give you a more detailed explanation?”

I hope you figure out what’s wrong with your hands and feel better soon!!

Good response.

26: What would you do if someone gave you flowers?

I’d be very happy, I absolutely adore flowers. Unfortunately though, I very rarely get them because my cat Edgar likes to chow down on greenery the instant he gets a sniff of it. Obviously we don’t want him getting ill so I have to live without fresh flowers in the house.

32: Do you like watching holiday movies?

It really depends on which ones they are. If we’re talking Die Hard and Gremlins then hell yes!

I bought a YoI victuuri doujinshi for £18 last month D-: It’s my first one, and I can see how it can become a habit 

Victuuri is possibly the cutest thing ever so that was a good choice!

Tagged by @atomicpomegranate​, answer 11 questions, write 11 questions and tag 11 people to answer them!

1. If you could be one type of magical person from fiction (Jedi/Sith, wizard from Harry Potter, wizard from LOTR, Newtype from Gundam, etc.) what would you want to be?

I always play as an Elven Archer every opportunity I get - Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls, D&D, so I’ll go with specifically the Dalish elves from Dragon Age~

2. What is your ideal climate?

Autumn about 10 degrees celcius, not much of a breeze - even though I have an iron deficiency and Urticaria I still prefer cold over warm any day (You can put more clothes on to get warmer in cold, there’s only so much you can take off in the warm before it’s public nudity)

3. If you could drive/pilot/captain a fictional vehicle of your choice (Black Pearl, Milennium Falcon, Batmobile, etc.) what would you choose?

Oh jeez, they’re all really cool but I think I’d go for a Jaeger from Pacific Rim, dunno who I’d drift with though....

4. Choose one: (a) Dinner at the best, most extravagant lavish restaurant with the character you hate most or (b) share a prison cell for a year with your favourite character.

That’s not even a choice! A year is a very long time!  I don’t even know what character it would be though? I’m not really a hate-y person, but I am scared of Dementors.... If it’s a Dementor I’d take prison though ^^;

5. How would you spend a billion dollars if you had only 24 hours? Anything left in any bank account at the end of 24 hours disappears.

University debt, pay off my parent’s/family’s mortgages, diesel car to replace my Fiesta (the speedo stops working occasionally) buy some extra property in a city to manege for income after the billion’s gone, super snazzy computer, 3d printer, buy a studio and assorted art/design machines - lathe, laser cutter, vaccum former, graphics tablets (few extra since I know a buncha arty people with real talent but no money or they’re in a bad situation), family holiday to america, stack of games/consoles and extras to donate to my local hospice and whatever’s left buy up stocks/gold/art - things that will hold their value and safety deposit boxes at a bank to keep em all. 

6. What kind of phone do you have?

iPhone SE, lovely phone, abhorrent treatment of the workers who make them but it was a present from my parents

7. Do you collect anything? What made you start collecting?

I collect games I guess? I don’t really collect anything actively, I do own several anime figures and a small collection of gemstones from when I was a kid, I liked them because they were shiny.

8. What was your favourite childhood pretend game?

Be Quiet and Draw, great game, still play it now.

9. Choose three superheroes. You can have one item of clothing from each of their superhero suits. What does your outfit look like?

Captain Cold (what? He was a hero a few times!!) - Parka jacket

Black Canary - Black pants

America Chavez - Star T-Shirt

All that together is basically what I’d wear irl, whether or not it’d fit is another matter haha

10. You have 10 points to spend for character creation to create yourself in your ideal form. There is strength, intelligence, agility, charisma, and luck. By default, you start with 5 points in each (10 is max, 0 is min). You can spread your 10 extra points however you like and you can also take points away from one trait and put it in another.

Strength: 6 // Intelligence: 9 // Agility: 6 // Charisma: 7 // Luck: 7 //- All of these have caught me out in D&D campaigns before but I find that there’s a definite advantage to sticking all your points into intelligence and luck especially, so long as your character is well balanced 

11. What is the worst joke you know?

would you like to hear a joke about a ghost?

no.

That’s the spirit!

If you wanna do these go ahead, I’m not your dad:

1) What’s your favourite game, video game or otherwise?

2) What star sign are you? (I know it’s bollocks but just pretend)

3) If you were to host a dinner party, who would you want there, dead, alive or fictional?

4) What’s your favourite book, and what age did you read it?

5) Starter or dessert?

6) Paris or Tokyo?

7) New York or Rome?

8) Berlin or Hong Kong? 

9) What do you want to be when you grow up?

10) If you could be a part of any fictional world which would you choose?

11) if you had the choice to be something different from a human in that world would you? Or would you stay human?

It's just a shit quality photo. On the screencap I have, you can vaguely see another stripe. It's dark and the angle of the arm has an effect.

I hate United.

Since the recent incidents or just in general? I’ve disliked them for a while and then one incident happened on the way back from California that made me just go okay fuck this I’m never flying with these assholes again. So watching them trying to cover their asses makes for a great popcorn-munching time.