Mar 7, 2025
atelut: hey Rian, can you help a pal out and kill our boss? :)
rian: yeah babe hold my booze, -swings hammer through a man's skull-
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atelut: hey Rian, can you help a pal out and kill our boss? :)
rian: yeah babe hold my booze, -swings hammer through a man's skull-
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31 days of drawing (day 3)
hiiiii. here’s (finally) our favorite employee <3
scenda symbol close up ⬇️
New fic! The battle is going badly, Ateltut has an idea
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
😬 hiiiiiiiiiiiii /corporate
Atty is perfect and deserves to sleep and drink to her hearts content
viva la domestic terrorism
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No, the Unprepared Casters train arc did NOT make me cry
I did NOT bawl like a baby with Scenda’s “what is belief without intention” speech
Anyone who tells you otherwise is WRONG and a LIAR
I was reading up on the prompts for the UC Celebration next week and the prompt go Day One (Favourite Arc/Roll for AU) did get my mind percolating on something which I find deeply amusing:
Arc 11 Off the Rails: Coffeeshop AU
Does this count as an AU? Yes but like only *barely* and that’s what makes it so funny to me.
Some highlights of this concept that make me smile:
- They work at Albion Coffee Roasters. It’s just ✨Fantasy Starbucks✨ including shitty union busting tactics. This is still fantasy world with magic but also with like… cars and cell phones and shit.
- Foq is (obviously) not an employee. He is a trust fund baby who makes everyone else’s life difficult in the best possible way, as usual. Still always dressed in something fabulous but incredibly over the top. Pretends to be a college student, no one believes him.
- Suds was fired for tinkering with the various coffee machines. He was trying to make them better, and probably succeeded but like… it’s a shitty corporation.
- Piper is a harried appliance repair tech because I love her.
- Chet is an employee but no one is actually sure what his job title is because he never seems to do anything that an employee would be required to do. Yes, I know this is not particularly different from the arc. It is just Who Chet Is
- Rian and Atelut are exactly the same in every way as they were in the arc because working as a bartender and middle manager on a train owned by an evil corporation is essentially the same as working as a barista and middle manager in a coffeeshop owned by for an evil corporation. Probably fewer demons and plane shifting at the coffee shop tho. But not like… none.