#astridbjorgman

I was going to say it might be good for everyone to get with Jesus this year, but it occurred to me that people might not realize that was a joke. 

Hugo: 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

Hugo: I was looking through all the emojis on this phone and I saw the dogs and it made me have a flashback

Hugo: And I was wondering if it was too soon to go back and see the puppies? 👼

He was still smiling  at the thought of the actual auction when he thought he saw Astrid approaching and he got to his feet, for some weird reason bowing upon sight. He chalked it up to having never spent an evening with someone who won him in a charity; he didn’t know how to behave. He knew Astrid, though, and so he held out one arm for a hug. “Lady Bjorgman, thank you for joining me today. I did promise a nice dinner, but for now, what do you say to an appetizer of some anti-littering?” He chuckled then paused, feeling the need to add “And have I thanked you today for getting me at the auction before I spontaneously combusted? Because, seriously, thank you.”

Y’know, I heard something about her being more…exploratory. And it’s weird, but I totally think I’d have a sex marathon with Astrid Bjorgman… Unless she’s going to be the one friend of my brother’s I don’t sleep with... Which will make Rosalie fair game, sweet! Either way, it’s a win.

@astridbjorgman

YOU TWO HAD 90% COMPATIBILITY

@lanalumos, you’ll be meeting your match at 8:00 pm sharp by the fountain. She will be wearing white, and will be the girl with the unicorn mask. Have a lovely time!

@dylantriton with anybody that will whisk him away on a magic unicorn made of promises of a better tomorrow. So, @astridbjorgman? Inono, man, I think she’d at least make sure he had fun for a night.

@luikapu with @asterolympus already.

@rafehook with @hugofrollo so Hugo can help him find Jesus.

*Obviously withholding Gwen since she’s already taken.