#asthma posting

*slaps my chest like the hood of a car* these lungs can fit so much mucus

Actually I feel bad for non-asthmatics b/c they don’t have nebulizers with a cool little mask that turbo blasts their lungs until they’re coughing up ungodly amounts of mucus trapped in there. Y’all just sit there with the Z-pak your doctor gave you at urgent care that does absolutely nothing while I sit here full of albuterol solution vibrating at extreme frequencies. You wish you were me.