Actually I feel bad for non-asthmatics b/c they don’t have nebulizers with a cool little mask that turbo blasts their lungs until they’re coughing up ungodly amounts of mucus trapped in there. Y’all just sit there with the Z-pak your doctor gave you at urgent care that does absolutely nothing while I sit here full of albuterol solution vibrating at extreme frequencies. You wish you were me.

probably too niche for my four followers but i feel so in touch with my ten year old self whenever i get given a ventolin inhaler instead of a salamol inhaler

How come you’re still alive? Uh good question ill get back to you.

Gorgeous gorgeous girls have eczema flareups on their back