[ID: A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person shares a photo of a pot of wide egg noodles and sauage. They say "I made sausage and noodles, but the anagram part of my brain keeps muttering "assuage and noodles". The second person responds "Assuage the noodles! Assuage!" The first person responds "I am in fact agitating them in the microrage". /end ID]















