#asssscat

"I've been comparing the recent world events, Corona and the subsequent social distancing and world-falling-apartness, to like a bad acid trip. So what it has felt like to me, especially in the beginning, was almost like I was walking up to give a commencement speech and somebody grabbed me by the shoulders and they were like "we just put acid in your coffee." And I'm like "what? I have to give a commencement speech" and they're like "don't worry about it, you're going to love it!" So for the first week or two of the - what do we call this again? Quarantine...wow, I couldn't remember that. That's very interesting. In the first couple weeks of the quarantine, I was just so mad that I was on acid. I didn't wanna take it, I was mad someone had given it to me. Then about two or three weeks in, I felt real resentment for the people who were tripping and having a pretty good time. A couple more weeks in, I realized if I'm going to be on this acid trip I'm going to have to surrender a little bit."