semi anonymity

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

If it was really about health, shouldn’t y'all be concerned about chronic pain, chronic illness, disability, medication side effects, hormonal disorders, eating disorders, poverty & food deserts, the crash dieting industry, and all the other shit that sometimes makes us fat instead of just pretending to be worried about how lazy and overindulgent you assume we must all be?

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

They don’t teach you this in school but in the seventies the storks that deliver babies started to talk about unionizing but luckily Bruce Springsteen invented sex just in time so we didn’t have to deal with all that let’s all say thank you Bruce

Just found a fragment on the ground. ill use this to construct a larger whole😎😎😎

it will be a full decade this october and will still never forgive them for calling a yaoi "yuri on ice"

look upon my work, ye mighty, and this pear 🍐

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn