#asmr script

Linda, Beaumont, could you get the tape measures please? Thank you.

We’re going to get a bit closer to you now, is that all right? Thank you, please let us know if you are displeased or uncomfortable with anything, or if you would like to take a break at all. Now, could you stand up straight for us please, and hold your arms out at your sides? Thank you very much.

Let’s see here…shoulder to wrist on the left is…while shoulder to wrist on the right…could I ask you to slouch a bit for us? Nothing exaggerated, just your normal standing posture, whatever’s comfortable…thank you, that’s excellent…so now this…perfect…is it all right if Linda takes your inseam measurements? Or would you be more at ease if Beaumont took them? …Marvelous, thank you.

May I ask that you please don’t suck in your gut? We’d like to ensure that the garment fits and flatters your figure no matter what you’re doing…eh?

You, you aren’t?…Huh. You really aren’t, are you…ah, my apologies, I’ll just take your waist measurements then. And now Beaumont will measure your wrists…

…Forgive my prying, but you wouldn’t happen to be dieting, would you? No? Hm… Would you be comfortable if Linda took this circumference…? Thank you very much.

Which dorm are you in at Night Raven College, may I ask? …R-Ramshackle Dorm…? Forgive my ignorance, but which one is that? An auxiliary dorm, huh…

Well, that just goes to show what a great school Night Raven College is, to even have auxiliary dorms like that! Please, turn this way for a moment, and…

Thank you for your patience. You did beautifully—if half of our clientele stood as still as you while we were measuring them, our jobs would be much simpler.

Now, we do have a clothing screen just there—if you would feel comfortable changing behind there, we have the Luxe couture you’ll be wearing on the Tapis Rouge. If you need any help putting anything on, please let us know, okay? If you’d like us to wait outside the dressing room curtain, that’s perfectly fine as well.

All finished? Excellent, feel free to come out here…yes, as Mr. Schoenheit thought, it’s all too big, isn’t it?

However, I can cast a little magic to remedy that. Are you all right with me using a spell on you? I promise it will only affect the clothes, not you.

Thank you for your permission. I’ll stop at any time if you tell me to, okay?

Fortune in the future

Means industry in the now

To save nine, let’s make it,

Stitch in Time

There! How does that feel? Is there anywhere that’s too tight? Anything not fitting comfortably?

Hehe, you’re impressed? My Unique Magic, Stitch In Time, allows me to alter the sizes and stitching of any fabric I touch to exactly fit its wearer. I do need to know the wearer’s measurements, and the fabric needs to already be in the shape of the desired garment, but it’s very helpful for any adjustments that our clients may desire.

Hm? …why, Prefect, whatever are you thanking me for? This is just my…

For asking before using my magic?

O-oh. Oh well, that’s no trouble at all, I assure you. It’s just. Just common courtesy…

Ahem, w-well, why don’t we move on to your hair and makeup? Please, come and have a seat here and we can get started.

Hmm…your bangs are quite long—would you be at all opposed if we…? You don’t want them cut, I see. Still, if we used some pins to pull your hair away from your face, would that be something you’re okay with? You don’t mind? Marvelous, marvelous.

We’re just going to comb them and the rest of your hair out before we do so…Do you mind if I spritz it lightly with some water to help with styling? No? All right, I’ll just shield your face and…there we go. I’ll start at the ends and work my way up to the root…gently now…that’s the way…

Have you ever visited the Shaftlands before? Ah, you’ve been to Noble Bell College in Fleur City, I see! I’ve heard that the pastries there are almost good enough to rival the pâtissières here in Maquillaville. And the flowers…are they as beautiful as people say?

Oh? You weren’t a big fan? Well, to each their own I suppose. The Great Seven know that hay fever there must be terrible.

All right, I’m just going to set down the comb and slide this pin in here. And another one…here. Smooth this section out…slide that one in there…last but not least…and how is that feeling? Nothing feels too tight or too loose? The last thing we’d want is for you to get a traction headache on the Tapis Rouge…no? Everything feels comfortable? Marvelous, marvelous.

You do have lovely bone structure. Lots of freckles as well…we can go with a lighter foundation which can color-correct without getting rid of your freckles entirely for a more youthful look, or we can go with a heavier one to cover them up entirely. Which would you prefer?

Excellent. I’m just going to clean your face with this micellar water, to remove any makeup or dust that may be there before hand.

Oh…if you’ll forgive my saying so, Prefect, I must admit I’m surprised by the quality of your makeup…this texture…close your eyes for me please? Thank you…this texture usually speaks to quite…affordable products, tilt your head to the left please, which don’t usually prioritize skin maintenance or smoothness of application. Okay, that’s the removal done, so if you could lift your face slightly please for the moisturizer…lovely, thank you…I’m honestly impressed, with how smoothly you’d blended it, I’d believed you were wearing products of a much higher caliber…eh? Your…stipend…means you need to make do…? I see…well, if it’s not beyond my station, I’d say that you’ve more than ‘make do’, you’ve adapted marvelously…down a bit...Please, don’t thank me Prefect. I don’t deserve such praise for merely speaking the truth.

Okay, now we’re going to use these sponges to apply your primer and your foundation. Please feel free to watch my movements in the mirror to help you recreate this for tomorrow morning…though, as your group will be returning here to collect Mr. Schoenheit’s final accessory before heading onto the Tapis Rogue, we’ll be happy to fix anything up if you would like us to!

Just spreading it evenly here…chin up for me please…there we go. And now for your foundation…starting from your nose and working outwards over your cheeks…sweeping down around the mouth to the chin…and blossoming like a flower over your forehead…wonderful.

Hmm…there do seem to be some darker circles under your eyes here, even through the foundation. Let me grab the concealer, and we can dab a small amount juuust here…there we are. Please ignore this question if it makes you uncomfortable, Prefect, but have you been having any trouble sleeping recently? …Nightmares? Ah, I see. It’s understandable, I also found high school very stressful while I was going. For me personally, I found drinking a valerian and camomille tea blend and having a warm bath before bed did wonders for reducing the number of nightmares I had during school, though I’ve also heard that light exercise like yoga or walking can have the same effect…

Eh? Y-you’ll try it if you can find a bath in your dorm that is functional? But you’re at Night Raven College, why…? Ah, pl-please forgive my rudeness! I’m rambling far too much, please, allow me to apply the setting powder with this brush and then we will move on to your contouring. I’ll gently dust it onto your face here…close your eyes for me quickly…perfect. You can open your eyes again, if you would like. Now, we are going to use some highlight and bronzing to accentuate your cheekbones and your jawline here, giving a bit of emphasis to their lovely shape without over-exaggerating. Please feel free to watch my movements again, and if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask. Let’s see…a dab here…sweep across there…perfect…all right, let’s switch to the other now…down the sides…chin up slightly…and we’ll just blend…lovely.

All right, we’ll move on to your eye makeup now. We will be using this palette here to create a gradient look, using the lighter cream and beige tones to highlight the inner eye, then deepening until we reach the mocha and umber shades at the other end here. We’ll be accentuating this with dark brown winged eyeliner and matching mascara—it’s a cool enough tone that it won’t bring out any redness in your eyes or face, but as it’s warmer shade than true black it will enhance the eyeshadow and help bring focus to your eyes and their lovely color.

Just close them for me now…perfect…let me know if I’m causing you any discomfort during this, okay? Wonderful.

…and the last bit here, marvelous. If you could open your eyes for me please? Ah, you’re looking up already, thank you. Just hold still for me here…that’s one…and that’s the other. The mascara…and done! You look stunning, Prefect.

Now, if it’s all right, there is one final aspect of your look which we would love to ask you about. There has been some discussion among the staff as to whether to finish off this look with a hat or not. This is purely optional, of course, and if you decide you are happy with how you are now, you’re more than welcome to rejoin your friends in the main area of the store.

You’d be interested to see it? Fantastic, Beaumont and Linda will bring it right out. Naturally, we do want to keep the “mysterious” vibe that Mr. Schoenheit outlined in his profile of you…eh? Yes, he submitted profiles for you and each of your school friends. This is what the design team has been using to create your Luxe couture—were you not aware?

Well, it’s the basis behind the design of your outfit;

The club collar of your shirt is designed so that it will not deform or wrinkle with the strap of the ghost camera around your neck, and the shirt’s rich burgundy color complements the browns and golds of the camera itself. The cream silk tie does so as well, with the tie pin ensuring that it won’t jostle or shift unflatteringly as you handle your camera on the Tapis Rouge.

The asymmetry of the fawn wrap coat lends you an air of enigma, while remaining practical with the form-fitting sleeves, a flared mid-thigh hem, and fitted belt cinching it shut the waist. Of course, the emeralds and pearls on the belt and the amethysts in each cufflink, at the lapels, and on your tie pin catch the eye with their sparkle, remaining subtle enough to be classy while still leaving the viewer wanting to know more. (The amethysts also somewhat match Grim-sama’s magic gem, heehee!) The trousers are 3/4 length and slim to allow for ease of movement and invoke a youthful, on-the-go image, especially when paired with the pop of hunter green socks against dark riding boots.

Yes, this look was designed to encapsulate, as Mr. Schoenheit wrote, “a neurotic busybody of a spudling whose actions defy comprehension”…erk!!

I, I meant to say, a conscientious freshman with an air of mystique. Y-yes, that’s what’s written here!

…please don’t tell.

Eh? You’re used to it, so don’t worry about it?

…

…you’re far too kind, Prefect.

Ah, Linda and Beaumont, thank you. As-as I was saying, to bring the look together, we were thinking of finishing it with this hat here. It’s a slightly modified version of a bycocket, a hat which was extremely fashionable in the Beautiful Queen’s time.

While it’s not confirmed whether the Queen’s Huntsman actually wore this particular style of hat, it was quite renowned among hunters and archers alike of the period. A curved brim in the back and sides to provide sun protection to the neck and ears, while in the front it comes to an extended thin point as you can see here. (Though ours isn’t as dramatic as some of the points you can see on historical versions of this hat!) Perfect for keeping the sun out of any hunter’s eyes as they fix their sights on a target.

Hm? Did I say something funny, Prefect? Oh, you have an upperclassman in Mr. Schoenheit’s dorm who enjoys hunting? M-my, you’ll have to tell him about this, I’m sure an associate of Mr. Schoenheit’s will appreciate the history of something like this! Though, even if you aren’t a hunter, this brim will at least shield your eyes while not casting any out-of-place shadows onto your camera lens. The fawn color will match with your wrap coat and trousers, while the burgundy band pairs neatly with your shirt. And, small enough to not be too noticeable here, on the left side of the band— a little hunter green feather.

Would you like to try it on?

Marvelous, here we go…oh. Oh. Oh that, that looks fantastic on you, Prefect! Simply stunning, the way it accentuates your jawline and makes your eyes pop even more! And how well it enhances the outfit…please, please take a look, what do you think?

You like it? I’m so glad! Your sense of taste is exceptional, it’s almost as though this hat was made for you!

Well, with that, we can officially declare your look complete! In this bag here are some smaller containers of the makeup and skincare products we used for you today, plus brushes—you’ll be able to apply this yourself at your hotel, but again, if you have trouble with anything we’re more than happy to touch up anything and everything tomorrow. Your friends should be finished as well, so they’ll just be in the main body of the store through here.

Oh look! Our drinks are coming. I’m so excited. You HAVE to let me try yours, okay? It sounded so unique and fun! 

[clink of glasses and a tray against the table and brief pause for implied interaction with wait staff]

Ohhhh! What a gorgeous spread! A little hibiscus mint julep for me… Ooooh this is so tasty! Have a little sip. Yummy, right?  And… here you go, my love, your spicy watermelon basil margarita. Just for you, my sweetest little treasure. Oh, well actually I do want a tiny sip too… Oh my goodness gracious, you have such exquisite taste… 

Whaaaat? Noooo… I definitely didn’t drink from the same part of the glass on purpose to get a rise out of you! Never! Not your sweet, innocent Mommy Sona!

Those cauliflower wings and fried pickles smell soooo good… Make sure you eat your fill while you drink your drinkies, okay baby? I would hate for my sweet, most preciousest girl to feel sick tomorrow. Good… There’s my good girl…

Awww! Someone’s getting super blushy again for me… I think maybe you picked the back corner of the bar to sit because you knew you’d be all sweet and flustered for me! Oh, so so so so precious! 

Just a little bit of teasing and I practically have you purring in my lap like a soft little kitty who loooooves her tall strong lioness Mama. She just can’t get enough… You’re so cute getting all hot in the face for me… Don’t worry, love. Remember, only you can hear all this sugar I’m giving you.

There, there… Just breathe baby, it’s okay. You know, it really makes me feel confident when I see you get so worked up over me. It reminds me that this beautiful, melty, swoony love of mine… goes both ways. You make my heart leap to allegro too, you know.

[another couple of glasses clank on the table]

Look! Some fans from across the bar recognized me and bought us another round! Let’s give them a little wave! Aww! It makes me so happy when people recognize me from my shows. 

[Sona sighs contentedly]

What a beautiful little life this is. People can be so wonderful. I’m so so grateful to be alive, getting to drink all of this world in, having someone as gentle and beautiful as you to see it all with. My sweet, smiley little angel is all my heart could ever ever ever ask for. 

What do you say we play some games now? I’ve been really looking forward to crushing you at Ms. Pac-Man. I also see you eyeing that Pokémon pinball machine. I have been too. It looks really really cool… Afterwards, we can beat up Veigar with some cheat codes if you want?

[Quarter being fed into the machine and the Ms. Pac-Man game is booting up and playing sounds ambiently in the background]

You… are going down, little miss ma’am. I am going to defeat you so easily. Just watch as I play. You see, babe, the trick is that the ghosts all have their own movement patterns, so if you are aware of them, you can make much more informed decisions about where to not get trapped. See?

Aww, thank you, my love. I’m glad you think so. Did you know that Pac-Man’s name in Japan is actually Puck Man, but localizers changed the name to avoid some… low brow vandalization on the letter P. It’s very silly, but I can imagine they were not wrong to do so. 

Look at me go, sweetie. You’re never going to be able to win! You know… another cool thing about this game is that it introduced randomness to the franchise. The ghosts in the original game have a complex, but deterministic pattern, whereas in Ms. Pac-Man, Pinky and Blinky actually move randomly for a little bit at the start of the level. 

[Game over sound effect]

Here, baby! Why don’t you give it a shot now? I went a little easy on you, but don’t worry if you can’t beat me, my sweet, innocent little angel. Mommy loves you even if you’re a little bad at games.

[Sona giggles and the new game sounds play]

Yes! You’re doing so well and I’m so proud! Good job! Be careful of Inky and Sue especially, okay? Inky is tricky and tries to keep synergy with Blinky’s attacks. Sue is a little shy, she likes to evade and cause confusion. 

I would like another drink. A beer might be really enjoyable right now; would you like me to grab you one too? Okay! I will! I’ll be just a moment, my tiny ladybug. Be careful now, don’t lose while I’m gone! Oh babygirl, I’m just teasing my little light. 

[game sound effects continue for another 40 seconds and then a game over sound effect plays]

I’m back, baby! I brought you a beer! It’s Blue Moon, one of your favorites! Oh baby! Did you lose while I was gone? You silly girl, you know how much Mommy loves to watch you finish. I-I mean… you know how much Mommy loves to see you get crushed by her high score!~

Aww! I love you so much, my little darling. Do you want to play the Pokémon pinball machine with me next, my little pumpkin? Come on! Take Mama’s hand! I’ll get you through the crowd…

Here we are, my little love! Let Mama put some coins in okay? Good… good… Oh! I have a fun idea. Let’s each take one of the flippers and try to play as a team! Sound like fun? Yay! Here, Mommy will take the left side… because it’s the side closest to her little one’s heart… and you can take the right side, because you’re the right girl for me! [Sona giggles adorably again]

Sorry baby! Puns! I know I’m so so so lame! Awww my little love, you’re making me smile so much. Thank you for being sweet to me… Your little sweet hands feel so soft in mine… I can’t wait to get you home later and kiss you all over… My little blushy lamby. Better compose yourself sweetness; I’m about to pull the plunger! 

[Stern Pokémon pinball machine sounds start]

This is so cool! I didn’t realize Pokémon would come up on the screen for us to catch in the game! That’s so neat, my little love. There’s even different biomes to play in. Let’s select… the forest. Look! There’s a wild Pokémon! We need to aim for the Pokédex to scan it and see what it is! Oh… oh so close! There we go we got it! It’s a… oh it’s a Vulpix! SO CUTE! 

Okay, let’s try to catch it now! Let’s aim for the pokeball so we can try and catch it. Oh! Oh! Okay we’re leveling up our starters! Squirtle got a bit stronger. That’s good! Good shot baby! I think we caught our little Vulpix! I’m so proud, baby…

Oooh look! We have to hit Team Rocket’s Meowth balloon a little more to activate multi ball. That’ll be fun! Let’s aim for that! Oh… hmmm… YES! I got it, baby sweetness! Oh look, oh goodness, there’s so many now! Make sure to keep tap tap tapping the paddle, little one, so the balls don’t fall down!

Good job baby! Yay! Good… Good… We’re making lots of progress, look at how much Pikachu is leveling up! Oh oopsie daisy! I think we just got a game over, my little love! Don’t worry baby, I thought ahead and got the app so we can save our Vulpix for next time! Aww, you’re welcome baby. Awww shhh shh shh sweetness… I’m glad we can save our ‘mons…

[Stern Pokémon pinball machine sounds stop]

My little baby’s looking a bit tipsy… All flushed and her little eyes are getting heavy… There, there baby… Aww, okay sweetness! We can play one more game before going home… Let’s play the League of Legends arcade game next!~ I’ll show you a secret cheat code I know…

You know, little sweetness, they not only brought in Mommy for motion capture, but I also made the entire soundtrack! I mean… of course you know that… You’re my special sweet girl and you always show so much interest in my pursuits and the things that spark joy for me.

[League of Legends Arcade AU sound effects start]

Here… I’ll play as me, obviously! Oh? Are you going to play as Miss Fortune? She’s so nice! I love laning with her.

[Little nerdy, excited giggle]

Oh, it makes me feel so happy to see myself as a video game character! Look at how well they captured my look! Awww, stoooop babyy nooo… Teasing me and calling me gorgeous… Hitting me with your smooth lines… 

You’re so sweet on my heart and I think I’m burning up a little bit. You’ve made me flush into the color of a rose… and I want to beg you to pluck me and put me in your beautiful, fluffy hair…

You… are being really, really precious right now… I think you’re also looking a little bit sleepy maybe? Awww, my precious girl! It’s okay! I love you! What do you say I show you a really cool secret level and then we can go home and snuggle and sleepies, okay?

Look, baby! If you press the buttons in this order… we can go to the secret dance party level and see all of the arcade characters dancing! Isn’t that so cute and fun? Don’t worry about Veigar, he’s going down next time! You can press different buttons and make us do different dances! Isn’t that just precious? 

[Sona giggles sweetly]

Little precious one? Awww, my little angel? Are you struggling to keep your eyes open, baby pumpkin? I’m not surprised, you had some drinkies and probably need sleepies now! You’re such a silly girl, but I love you. Don’t worry, Mommy will make it all better and cozy for you.

Come on, my sweet little baby princess. Take Mommy’s hand and we’ll leave this crowded bar, okay? I know, I know, pumpkin. Baby loves going out with her Mommy, but gets overstimulated a lot, huh? It’s okay.

[The bustle of the barcade stops and soft, ambient night air noises begin]

There, there, my softest little love bird. It’s so nice and cool out tonight, huh? My precious, baby angel. So lovely that such a neat little bar opened right down the street from us, huh? Let’s have a gentle little walk home, okay, baby?

…Oh? My angel? Baby! You look so tired and sleepy, I’m sorry love! Let Mama help, okay? Mommy is your big strong Mommy and you are so, so, SO small and cute that it’s no trouble at all, okay? Hold out your arms wide for Mama, okay? Uppies position for Mommy okay? So I can scoop you up, little sweetness! 

Aww! There we go, I got you, my little bride. It’s like I’m walking my adorable sunshine and rainbows down the aisle! Oh, how I love you! How my heart sings for you every time I see your adorable little rosy cheeks and sunshiny little precious smile! There’s my sweet baby! Giggling so happy and shy for her Mommy.

My little girl looks so cute and happy and beautiful all snuggled up in Mama’s arms! Don’t worry about anything at all, little precious baby! I’ll carry you home, tiny sweetness. Just lay your head against Mommy and I’ll hold you SO tight, my softest cherub.

Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah! Little kisses on the top of baby’s head! There we go, littlest light. I’ve got you. Nuzzle into Mommy’s neck, okay? Do you like the smell of my perfume, little love? Black liquorice… toasted marshmallow… bourbon… and rose. I hope it isn’t too much. I wanted to try something really creative and bold for you…

B-baby! You think I smell scrumptious? Nonononono! You’re making me blush so much baby, noooo! I’m so red and I can’t cover my face because I’m holding my little baby! My lips… look soft and kissable? Baby… My heart… 

[About 30 seconds of ambience in silence, as she composes herself]

You know, little lamb, I have been eyeing that little coffee shop over there on the corner for quite some time. It looks like they’re doing an open mic night right now. Would baby like to come with me some night? I would really love to play for a quaint, cozy little venue like that, especially with my little dove’s precious babygirl eyes on me. 

Such crystalline blue little orbs of love, drinking me in so helplessly, unable to get enough of Mommy’s affection and love… You know, when I play in front of you, I wait so desperately for my rest notes, so I can look longingly into your heart and find the courage to play anew… 

Awwww noooo, my adorable little angel. I’ve got you. It’s okay! I know, I know… It’s Mommy’s turn to fluster you again, isn’t it? That’s right, my little love. You may be a sneaky little thing, but Mama knows best and Mama knows just what to say to make her cutest littlest sweetheart all smiley!

You’re always going to be Mommy’s baby, okay? I’ll protect you forever, my beautiful love. Mwah mwah mwah! My little darling. Oh there’s my sweet baby! My little baby kitten! Awww! Look at you blush all rosy for your Mommy… So so sooooo sweet and so so so adorable! My preciousest littlest kitten!

Here we are, babygirl. We made it home, with you all snuggled and bundled up in Mommy’s strong arms. Here baby, let me take your little booties and coat off, okay? That way Mommy can pamper you and take you right to bed for all of the snuggles, okay, pumpkin? 

[Gently being placed onto the step, soft sounds of boots and coat being taken off and put away]

There we go! Thank you, my little sleepy one! Now, give Mommy your uppies arms again, okay honey? Aww! Thank you little love! Now come on upstairs and we’ll brush our teethies together and go to sleep, okay my beautiful little melody? 

[Gentle footsteps and ambient sounds while being carried up the stairs, door opening]

Okay baby, I know my littlest lamb is oh so sleepy for Mommy, but can you be Mommy’s oh so very good girl and brush your teethies for Mama? Good girl! Here! I’ve got your brush all pasted up.

[water running and teeth brushing sounds for 3 minutes]

There’s my good baby lamb! All sparkly clean teethies! Now here baby, Mommy will wash and moisturize your face, precious girl. That way you can go to sleepies feeling all fresh and clean and loved! Plus… Your Mommy can give your clean little face smoochies all through the night, right? So you have good and sweet, safe dreams? 

[face washing sounds for 2 minutes and moisturizing for 1]

Aww! Look at how absolutely beautiful you are, my darling. Oh, my most precious of gems, you shine so brilliantly for me!

[Sona giggles like a dork]

Now, let’s get your jammies on! Give Mommy uppy arms! …Yay! There’s my good girl all comfy and cozy in her little pajamas. I love you so much, little one!

You’re so cute when you blush, my littlest lamb. Come along, take your Mommy’s hand and come to bed, okay? I know, baby… Aww, yes my little love! I know… There’s my good girl. Here, let me lay down first and then you can come melt into Mommy’s arms and lay against me and feel safe.

Aww yes, don’t be shy, my little princess. Snuggle as close as you want to Mommy, little lamb. I know how much you love to share my warmth. Right there, yes. My good girl… Feel how steady… and calm… my heart beats? 

[heartbeat sounds]

Yes… There’s my good girl. Try and match the rhythm of Mommy’s heart, okay? Oh… You’re so sweet and precious… Oh! How I love you… Let’s do a breathing exercise, okay? Can baby do a few deep breaths for Mommy? 

Deep breath in… 1… 2… 3… breathe out. Another deep breath for Mommy… 1… 2… 3… and breathe out. Finally, one last deep breath in… 1… 2… 3… and my baby can breathe out. Aww, I can tell my sleepy baby lamb is feeling a lot more centered now.

Yes, my little one. I see those eyes fluttering for me. Such a darling little sleepy eepy little sweetheart for her Mommy! Don’t worry… I’m right here… and I’ve got you. I could hug you and squeeze you for an eternity… I’ll never let you go. Ever.

Awww… Nuzzling into me with your precious little bunny nose… I know, I know, honey… Mommy’s so soft and she smells so sweet for her babygirl. There, there… Just lay right here. I’ll stroke your soft, sweet little head all night, okay? I love you! You’re so beautiful… I’d tell you to count sheep, but the only sheep I see is my little baby lamb, right here in her Mama’s arms. 

[Sona giggles, but very quietly and subtly this time, before humming Mary had a Little Lamb]

Goodnight, precious… 

It’s so good to hear your voice again darling, It feels like it’s been forever since we’ve spoken, like actually just talked. I know we’ve been texting, but it’s just not the same as hearing your voice.

How have you been, what’s it like where you are *Brief pause optional here* oh that sounds interesting, and love, I’ve missed you too, if I could, I would give you the biggest hug you could imagine right now.

Oh! We have to plan a trip to see each other again, last visit was so- magical! When we see each other next we just have to go to that restaurant you suggested, I know, I know, it’s expensive, but the way you described the food there, I can’t not try it! And what better time to do so than with you there!

Hey, of course I don’t just want you there so I can try some of what you order with what I get silly, ok… maybe that’s part of it *small chuckle* but it’s not the main reason, I want to have dinner with you my love.

Hmmm, when we do go to that restaurant what do you think you’ll get (small pause) Hey that’s what I was gonna get ya' goober. I guess I’ll have to pick out a different dish… or… Maybe you can pick something out for me! So whatcha thinkin’ (Small pause) oh, that sounds pretty good actually. Now for drinks, I know they have those specialty drinks there… I’m thinking about a dreamscicle float personally. Orange soda with a scoop of vanilla, mm~ Perfect.

Hey, An ice cream float is a perfectly valid choice for a drink, even if it doesn’t come with refills ha-ha, water is always an option for after I drink the float, now how about you, if you were to get a drink what would you choose (small pause)

Hey, I might just be rethinking my drink choice right now because that sounds like it would really hit the spot right about now. Ok, enough about food, what do you wanna do when we finally see each other again, (listening) hmm ok, ok, I like it, ok sounds like a plan!

Y-yeah I’m ok it’s just… I- it was meant to be a surprise but, I started saving and, well, I have enough for a two way ticket for you to come up and see me, I didn’t actually buy the tickets yet so we could decide a date when I originally meant to tell you, but I suppose now’s a good time.

Love, don’t thank me, if anything this is for me too, I want to see you, if anything I should thank you for being willing to make the trip!, It’s quite the distance from me to you, and you being willing to travel that far just to see me, it means the world.

Maybe next month would work. It's far enough out that I could try and get off work, and you already have that vacation you have to use, so, it works out right, I’m sorry for making assumptions, wait really, it does work for you. I can’t wait, Oh my gosh I’m so happy right now.

I’m gonna make sure it’s perfect, every detail, every moment- Of course I know I don’t have to do that, I want to though. It wouldn’t hurt for me to put in some effort beyond saving, you are coming all that way after all. And don’t worry, I’ll make sure to be there when you arrive, Oh and I’ll bring a surprise, I don’t know what it’ll be yet, but it’s gonna be great I swear.

No no, don’t worry about me, all you need to bring is yourself, I promise, I don’t expect you to bring me anything special, beyond yourself that is. Baby, of course I mean it, you are all that I need, I promise…

Ok, if you really want to you can bring me something (small pause) wait, you got me something already, (small pause) Do I want it to be a surprise? Well you know how I am about surprises, I mean just think about it earlier, I couldn’t keep a secret for the the life of me ha-ha, of course I want to know what the thing is, but do you want to tell me?

Woah! How did you know I wanted that... ok, you have a point, it is all I have talked about for the past, well, forever.

Darn I gotta go soon… Baby

*long pause*

Hey, you got quiet all of a sudden, is everything ok darling. I know, it’s just, normally you don’t go quiet like that… Oh, baby I know a month feels like an eternity, but once that month is over, we can finally see each other again, and it’s not like we can’t call again before then.

Baby, in all the years we’ve been together, the distance hasn’t once made me question whether I love you or not, if anything, it strengthened my trust in our relationship, after all, if a distance this big isn’t an issue, then it must mean something positive right!

I’m glad it helped, I know you can get worried sometimes, but it’s gonna be ok, soon my love,  we’ll be able to just hold eachother, not just in our hearts, but in our arms. I’ll hold you close, and everything will be ok., Baby, you don’t need to be sorry, we all feel, we all have emotions. I love you lots.

How about we call again tomorrow, maybe_ We could sleep on call! I know how much you like that.

Love, before I go, I wanna say it one more time, I love you more than anything, more than the stars in the sky, the buzzing of the bees, the cold blow of an autumn breeze, and the beautiful green of an evergreen. You are my sun and you are my moon, my life would feel incomplete without you, so once again before I go, I love you