9) What is the funniest thing anyone has ever said in a d&d session you’ve played in?
It’s actually been quite some time (like ~14 years) since I’ve really played D&D so I can’t remember anything specifically said in the games.
There were some funny moments like a fellow player going “REALLY?!” during a session where my fighter/barbarian was under a Confusion effect and literally every time my character wound up next to him, I’d get “Attack Closest Creature” and would absolutely MAUL the poor halfling sorcerer. I think I dropped him at least once.
I was still under the effect post fight and rolled “Attack Closest” next to the party as they were bringing the halfling back to life...had to ask if Confusion required that I’d Cleave and Great Cleave. At that point everyone had less hit points than my minimum damage rolls. I didn’t cleave but I did stab the halfling again and knocked him back out.