9) What is the funniest thing anyone has ever said in a d&d session youāve played in?
Itās actually been quite some time (like ~14 years) since Iāve really played D&D so I canāt remember anything specifically said in the games.
There were some funny moments like a fellow player goingĀ āREALLY?!ā during a session where my fighter/barbarian was under a Confusion effect and literally every time my character wound up next to him, Iād getĀ āAttack Closest Creatureā and would absolutely MAUL the poor halfling sorcerer. I think I dropped him at least once.
I was still under the effect post fight and rolledĀ āAttack Closestā next to the party as they were bringing the halfling back to life...had to ask if Confusion required that Iād Cleave and Great Cleave. At that point everyone had less hit points than my minimum damage rolls. I didnāt cleave but I did stab the halfling again and knocked him back out.