#askvampirejohn

i don't even need a costume!

how adorable.

if i have to sneak in, i usually make sure my victim is already asleep. but as taking from random strangers and breaking in is really creepy, i usually just take from my friends when i need to. which is less creepy, but more asshole-ish.

vriska knows because she was kind of the one who turned me.rose knows because kanaya--who felt responsible for the whole thing--told her.jade knows because she guessed before i even told her because she's jade. she was spot-on, too! lucky guess my ass.and dave knows because he has horrible timing. that's all i'm saying on that matter.and those are the only ones who know. so basically all of my close buddies know, yes!

this looks like fun! ... or at least, i assume it does. without my glasses i am blind as a bat!

i was just curious!!