Minerva McGonagall & Professor Bathsheba Babbling: Gia! @asktheauror
Muggle Studies Professor: Kap! @kapitan5o
Ancient Runes Professor: Akuma! @akumapheles
Professor Grumble: Stef! @asktheblacksheep
McGonagall: Now, as you all know, the majority of the Professors here at Hogwarts have resigned. They heard the next generation of Potters and Weasleys were about to enter our hallowed halls.
McGonagall: Most have already seen enough of war, so they retired early.
McGonagall: I taught Fred and George Weasley!
McGonagall: It has been over 17 years.
McGonagall: Right. Your assignments then.
McGonagall: Ms. Babbling? You will teach Divination, rather than Ancient Runes this year.
Bathsheba Babbling: But I’ve got Runes on my face?!
McGonagall: That cannot be helped. The Ancient Runes Professor is called...
McGonagall: Ancient Runes Professor; so they will handle that subject.
McGonagall: Muggle Studies Professor?
McGonagall: Well now, everyone likes you just as you are, don’t they? So you just keep teaching children all about Muggles.
MSP: *continues a fascinating lecture which is factually questionable*
*Professor Babbling begins to interrupt*
McGonagall: Clearly you’ll serve as the DADA Professor--
McGonagall: And be head of Slytherin house!
McGonagall: We just can’t force those prejudices to go away by representing a Slytherin as anything other than--
McGonagall: Shifty, snaky, and scary. Surely, if it were possible, Dumbledore would have seen to it during his long tenure as Headmaster.
McGonagall: In short, Grumble has a mustache.
McGonagall: That makes him shifty.
McGonagall: Shifty people go in the hiss-hiss house.
Bathsheba Babbling: *under her breath* Buncha numpties...
ARP: *turning to Professor Babbling*
Bathsheba: I think you’ll be alright.
