#asksprunkiestsimon

" ..ok " " ..i'm trustin' you, man - ! "

thanks, simon... Love you, dude.

“ ..dude.. i just had updog for the first time in my life.. and let me tell you ? it was a game-changer “

Jevin just looked at Simon, clearly very confused. He didn't reply for a few seconds to watch Simons oh-so-wide and nefarious eyes before finally speaking up, realizing he wasn't going to expand on it.

That so? Give me a minute and I can whip sum'thin for you, dear.

[Kayla takes a second to turn on her grill and begins to grill a steak]

" FAREN "

*Faren jumped at the voice, a loud yet short yelp leaving their mouth simultaniusly.*

*They turned around with a confused look, only to see Simon's squished face staring at them. Faren sighed with relief before glancing at the plush they were so close to finishing.*

*Once they looked back, their expression was different from the serious and focused one they had seconds prior.*

"Hey, Simon!" *They said cheerfully. Monroe, only now being noticed by Faren, began to crawl onto their face. From how he moved, it was clear that Monroe was deliberately trying to block out Simon from Faren's view.*

*He didn't really succeed, though. Faren brought their hand up and repeatedly tried to get Monroe onto their hand instead, to which he hesitantly did.*

[Angry fast Vibrations]

"We talked about this, Monroe." *Their voiced showed slight disappointment, their expression doing the same.*

*Faren changed their expression after a bit of Monroe staring at them and began to lightly pet his head before looking back up.*

*They got up and walked towards the window, though a bit slow for some reason.*

“ you guys are my best friends and,, a and if anything ever happened to you i would kill myself ohh my god oh m my gooo-oodd..,,.. “

[ they're not expecting the approach. wenda is telling gray some story. he doesn't seem too into it. ]

[ simon takes them by surprise. they double weren't expecting him to cry. or say what he said. ]

[ wenda takes the lead. ]

WENDA: " simon, dude, are you okay? "

[ she's not very used to the whole comforting thing. gray's eyes land on the bright blue gash on his forehead. ]

GRAY: " simon. i don't know what the hell is going on, and things have been really confusing lately. but there is something wrong. with you. with this whole situation. "

GRAY: " but whatever it is, "

GRAY: " you can tell us. "

[ He is in a full sweater, with a little headband with mistletoe attached to the end ]

“ we gotta kiss !! the mistle decrees it !! “

" . . . You did that on purpose. . . but a rules a rule- "

*Raddy looks away for a moment, thinking about it, fidgeting. He sighs before leaning forward and down to match Simon's height before grabbing the collar of Simon's sweater and yanking him forward. Raddy kisses Simon a bit forcefully, but surprisingly not too roughly. The kiss is short and brief, as Raddy pulls away not even seconds after it started before turning away from him*

“ i think i’ll have enough for vinnie and vin after as well !! “

“WHOAAAA-“

“That’s awesome!! Great job!!! Lemme think-“

**And Mr. Fun Computer did indeed take a moment to ponder. He wasn’t hungry in that sense, so the arcade seemed like a good choice!**

**Wait, he has no hands.**

**I mean, maybe he just has to stare at the screen of the game hard enough and it’ll let him play. Kinda like that one robot they made for the NES then put in Mario Kart DS and Smash Bros. What was his name- R.O.B. That’s the one we’re talkinf about-**