The Grilling Anon

Glad to be of service!

Hope we can make up for our.. less than friendly brethren.

WHO KEEPS STEALING MAH JOB?!

I'M THE ONE WHO GRILLS

KNOW WHAT IM DOING IT BETTER HERES MORE, DONT EAT THAT SLOP.

- Grillnon of @grillintimesforall

" KAYLAAA !! "

HI HELLO, GIVE ME FIVE SECONDS.

[Her grill is alive, she do be grillin]

[ He is instantly locked onto her, climbed up her back like a fucked up monkey ] [ Arms wrapped around the top of her head, leaning over to watch what she's grilling ]

[She is grilling Y E S today, Simon.] [oh hey its done] Here you are. Proper food. not that culinary garbage.

[ Staring with wide, shiny eyes ] [ Jaw agape.. ]

" oh kayla... surely not.. ? " " all for me ,.. ? " " i couldn't possibly eat all that.. "

[ He says ] [ You know.. like a liar]

#interactions #asksprunkiestsimon #she loves simon #sees him like her little brother #but yknow. Not insane #*Stares at $anon*

All for you. And throw away that garbage they gave you, you do not need it. [She huffs as she puts it on a plate and hands the mountain of grilled items to him] ...Sides, growin' boys like yerself need to eat! you 'specially!

WHO KEEPS STEALING MAH JOB?!

I'M THE ONE WHO GRILLS

KNOW WHAT IM DOING IT BETTER HERES MORE, DONT EAT THAT SLOP.

- Grillnon of @grillintimesforall

" KAYLAAA !! "

HI HELLO, GIVE ME FIVE SECONDS.

[Her grill is alive, she do be grillin]

[ He is instantly locked onto her, climbed up her back like a fucked up monkey ] [ Arms wrapped around the top of her head, leaning over to watch what she's grilling ]

#interactions #asksprunkiestsimon

[She is grilling Y E S today, Simon.] [oh hey its done] Here you are. Proper food. not that culinary garbage.

WHO KEEPS STEALING MAH JOB?!

I'M THE ONE WHO GRILLS

KNOW WHAT IM DOING IT BETTER HERES MORE, DONT EAT THAT SLOP.

- Grillnon of @grillintimesforall

" KAYLAAA !! "

givemethemoneynowyesplease

HI HELLO, GIVE ME FIVE SECONDS.

[Her grill is alive, she do be grillin]

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Bored so dropping more anon lore

Due to being pure magic in origin, permanent anons can tap into this magic, however find it more difficult to preform new spells [such as limits appearing on posts]

Certain anons, depending on their alignment and treatment of people will appear as devils or angels [Comes to mind when I think about Scan-mod.]

Limitations appear with normal anons due to a lack of understanding of their magical capabilities. Or they're just nice enough to not fuck around with it.

Anons may form with defining features, such as hair, eyes, different glasses, clothes, or a mouth. The last occurs the most often.

Uhh fun facts

In order of age, the trio goes like this o -> y

Kayla, $anon, Pienon.

$anon, if he had a mouth, would have yellow and missing teeth.

Pienon actually hates the taste of pumpkin pie [because I dont like it either]

Kayla really likes frogs and has two as pets

Other anons? [Idiot saps] to [BUY BUY BUY] my stocksss.... Sister, brother, perhaps calm yourselves?

@grillintimesforall @givemethemoneynowyesplease @piesforall

**Alina jumps from the second anon, before calming herself**

Why, yes! I am indeed an anon. My name is Alina, and welcome to my boutique!

What can I do for you three?

I was hoping i could find some better cooking attire? I've been... reusing some old clothes as of late, as my other set was... unfortunately ruined. I [require, need, DESIRE] better [Drip] my [Spade suit] is of [SHIT] quality.

I was wondering if you did repairs? I tore one of my outfits and needed it repaired.

*Alina nods*

Of course, of course. Grillewear and aprons are in section B.

*Alina points to the map behind her, Section B is just west of them. After that, she examines Pienon*

And of course, I can repair this. Though it will be a short waiting period before it is sent back, for now though, can I get you anything else?

Oh, thank you! [Kayla heads off to go find her clothes] ...what about [me me me me me]

Oh, i've got spare outfits. This one is just my favorite. Thanks for the offer, however.

Ahhhh, of course. My apologies! I will still be able to repair it, could we schedule something?

*She inspects Spamanon, circling him* No no no, this will not do at all! This suit is unsalvagable, I will return with one of my finest.

you have my [Consolations], [Hochi-mama]

...Do you really not have a better correction than that? [No]

...Of course. *Ahem* And how does me returning next week work?

*Alina clasps her hands together and smiles*

Next week is perfect, darling! But for now...*the seamstress goes into a backroom, quickly returning with a silken, gold tinted two piece suit. On top of the folded suit, a dark green blazer rests*

Tada! I hope you enjoy thisss little piece, then!

...holy [congadero]

...damn.

Thank you [-nice of the princess, e-]

Other anons? [Idiot saps] to [BUY BUY BUY] my stocksss.... Sister, brother, perhaps calm yourselves?

@grillintimesforall @givemethemoneynowyesplease @piesforall

**Alina jumps from the second anon, before calming herself**

Why, yes! I am indeed an anon. My name is Alina, and welcome to my boutique!

What can I do for you three?

I was hoping i could find some better cooking attire? I've been... reusing some old clothes as of late, as my other set was... unfortunately ruined. I [require, need, DESIRE] better [Drip] my [Spade suit] is of [SHIT] quality.

I was wondering if you did repairs? I tore one of my outfits and needed it repaired.

*Alina nods*

Of course, of course. Grillewear and aprons are in section B.

*Alina points to the map behind her, Section B is just west of them. After that, she examines Pienon*

And of course, I can repair this. Though it will be a short waiting period before it is sent back, for now though, can I get you anything else?

Oh, thank you! [Kayla heads off to go find her clothes] ...what about [me me me me me]

Oh, i've got spare outfits. This one is just my favorite. Thanks for the offer, however.

Ahhhh, of course. My apologies! I will still be able to repair it, could we schedule something?

*She inspects Spamanon, circling him* No no no, this will not do at all! This suit is unsalvagable, I will return with one of my finest.

#nah ur good #also spamton anon is known as $anon #although i didnt mention that lol

you have my [Consolations], [Hochi-mama]

...Do you really not have a better correction than that? [No]

...Of course. *Ahem* And how does me returning next week work?

Other anons? [Idiot saps] to [BUY BUY BUY] my stocksss.... Sister, brother, perhaps calm yourselves?

@grillintimesforall @givemethemoneynowyesplease @piesforall

**Alina jumps from the second anon, before calming herself**

Why, yes! I am indeed an anon. My name is Alina, and welcome to my boutique!

What can I do for you three?

I was hoping i could find some better cooking attire? I've been... reusing some old clothes as of late, as my other set was... unfortunately ruined. I [require, need, DESIRE] better [Drip] my [Spade suit] is of [SHIT] quality.

I was wondering if you did repairs? I tore one of my outfits and needed it repaired.

*Alina nods*

Of course, of course. Grillewear and aprons are in section B.

*Alina points to the map behind her, Section B is just west of them. After that, she examines Pienon*

And of course, I can repair this. Though it will be a short waiting period before it is sent back, for now though, can I get you anything else?

#Ah yes #spamton has been ignored.

Oh, thank you! [Kayla heads off to go find her clothes] ...what about [me me me me me]

Oh, i've got spare outfits. This one is just my favorite. Thanks for the offer, however.

Other anons? [Idiot saps] to [BUY BUY BUY] my stocksss.... Sister, brother, perhaps calm yourselves?

@grillintimesforall @givemethemoneynowyesplease @piesforall

**Alina jumps from the second anon, before calming herself**

Why, yes! I am indeed an anon. My name is Alina, and welcome to my boutique!

What can I do for you three?

#using one blog for them #orange is pienon #you can tell who the other two are lol

I was hoping i could find some better cooking attire? I've been... reusing some old clothes as of late, as my other set was... unfortunately ruined. I [require, need, DESIRE] better [Drip] my [Spade suit] is of [SHIT] quality.

I was wondering if you did repairs? I tore one of my outfits and needed it repaired.

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“ hhhhunngryy “

That so? Give me a minute and I can whip sum'thin for you, dear.

[Kayla takes a second to turn on her grill and begins to grill a steak]

So, howv' you been? Its been a while since I've heard from y'.

...yeah, that much makes sense. And we're done!

[She smiles, sliding the freshly made steak onto a plate and handing it to simon]

Dig in hon'!

" wooaoh ! "

[ Rubs hands together ]

" thanks kayla ! "

[ He proceeds to clench the steak in his grip like it was going to run away from him and begin tearing into it viciously, scarfing down the meat ] [ Gone in seconds ] [ Then politely holds the plate back towards the anon ] [ ..I thnk he's asking for more ]

#grillnon #interactions #asksprunkiestsimon #sorry about the delau #delay*

Still got that appetite I see. I'll get you more soon enough. Choose anythin' from the fridge!

“ hhhhunngryy “

That so? Give me a minute and I can whip sum'thin for you, dear.

[Kayla takes a second to turn on her grill and begins to grill a steak]

So, howv' you been? Its been a while since I've heard from y'.

...yeah, that much makes sense. And we're done!

[She smiles, sliding the freshly made steak onto a plate and handing it to simon]

Dig in hon'!

" wooaoh ! "

[ Rubs hands together ]

" thanks kayla ! "

[ He proceeds to clench the steak in his grip like it was going to run away from him and begin tearing into it viciously, scarfing down the meat ] [ Gone in seconds ] [ Then politely holds the plate back towards the anon ] [ ..I thnk he's asking for more ]

#grillnon #interactions #asksprunkiestsimon #sorry about the delau #delay*

Still got that appetite I see. I'll get you more soon enough. Choose anythin' from the fridge!

id like some grilled meats! not from any other anons please

Why would i even have that??

[She's lying to herself. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar.]

Just give me a minute and I'll get you some turkey..

[Her smile is somewhat weak as she heads to her freezer to find the meats]

#grillnon

we all saw it kayla! we all saw what you did

...I don't know what you're talking about.

Now do you want something grilled or not.

#grillnon #*Buzzer sound*

i know what youve done kayla…

...I don't know what you're talking about.

[Her friendly smile falters for a second as she jolts at the statement]

#grillnon

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“ hhhhunngryy “

That so? Give me a minute and I can whip sum'thin for you, dear.

[Kayla takes a second to turn on her grill and begins to grill a steak]

So, howv' you been? Its been a while since I've heard from y'.

" i've been fine ! " " kind of bored, lately.. i've been hanging with vineria a lot " " and oren too since he's gotten out of jail ! he's a little off now though .. "

[ Slithers up to behind Kayla ] [ Rests chin on her shoulder ]

" ..whatcha makin' ? "

...he got in what?

[Kayla lowers her sunglasses to give a confused look as she continues grilling]

Oh- I'm making you a steak. Figure it'll be better for those teeth of yours.

" jail. destruction of property he told me " " and he bit the sheriff.. " " he was so mad about it too ! "

[ He grinned at that, flashing them sharp pearly whites ] [ Chomps at the air to make a point ] [ Clackclackclackclack ]

" hehghe.. you don't have to wrry about grillin' it too much ! " " i like them a little chewy, and a lot bloody :) "

...The chewy i can do, the bloody i cannot.

[Liar. Liar. Liar. She gives him a bit of an odd look at that]

...and property damage? Whose property?

[ LIAR. YOU LITTLE BUTCHER. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. L ] [ He frowns a little at that ]

" ..odd.. i like... " " for some reason, almost certainly remember that was something you could do .. ? " " mm.. weird " " ..deja vu.. "

[ He goes back to intently watching the szzling steak ]

" the park ! he dug up a big chunk of the park "

...yeah, that much makes sense. And we're done!

[She smiles, sliding the freshly made steak onto a plate and handing it to simon]

Dig in hon'!

“ hhhhunngryy “

That so? Give me a minute and I can whip sum'thin for you, dear.

[Kayla takes a second to turn on her grill and begins to grill a steak]

So, howv' you been? Its been a while since I've heard from y'.

" i've been fine ! " " kind of bored, lately.. i've been hanging with vineria a lot " " and oren too since he's gotten out of jail ! he's a little off now though .. "

[ Slithers up to behind Kayla ] [ Rests chin on her shoulder ]

" ..whatcha makin' ? "

...he got in what?

[Kayla lowers her sunglasses to give a confused look as she continues grilling]

Oh- I'm making you a steak. Figure it'll be better for those teeth of yours.

" jail. destruction of property he told me " " and he bit the sheriff.. " " he was so mad about it too ! "

[ He grinned at that, flashing them sharp pearly whites ] [ Chomps at the air to make a point ] [ Clackclackclackclack ]

" hehghe.. you don't have to wrry about grillin' it too much ! " " i like them a little chewy, and a lot bloody :) "