#asksmuttytheseus

My Tumblr Crushes:

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So without having realized... I have over 200 followers now! Here’s my follow forever! <3 I love all of you so very very much! Thank you for writing with me, supporting me, and just being wonderful.

(And yes the image is of me in my cosplay)

My Main Babes That I Adore:

Newt- @amagizoologistscase @nothereforpuffskeins @creatureprotector @rolcplaycr

Graves - @thegravemistergraves @macusa-directorofmagicalsecurity

Queenie - @chimeriicals @heartsandmiinds

Credence - @credenceshadow @salemscn

Gellert - @allforthegreatergood @tolcveistodestrcy

Theseus - @asksmuttytheseus  

Picquery - @macusamadampresident 

Charlie - @dragonologistic  

Sirius - @siiriusblxck 

My Other Babes That I Adore:

@dontlikethingsloose @gravesofthepast @mybrothersavenger @my12percentofamoment @miistergraves @warheroics ​ @soulfulauror

People I Love Following:

 @pieorstrudel @ofmanyworlds @musicidesquad @lcgilimens @derangedxwitch @piousboy @mistressofthemanor @masterofthemanor @mummyshere @earhumored @sainthumored @nevvtscannander @wcndless @beltbeaten  @butwemadethemcocoa  @nomaj-noproblem

People I love Following (Non-RP Blogs):

@fennethianell @helveticaes @teacup-occamy @katiehavok @pinkdiamonddolphin

People I Adore Following And Want to RP With:

@prctettcre @bittenchildremus @yourneighbourjerry @shriekingshxck @fantasticbaker @adurostum @directorofmagicalsecuritymacusa @qualitybakedgoods

Unrepentent Guilty Pleasure Blogs:

@sam-the-obliviator @fantastic-beasts-smut @vintagedominant

People I Admire and Am Intimidated By Because Of Their Quality Blogs/Writing (And would be honored if ever given the chance to rp with):

Different men make different types of fathers.

Newt would be the sort of father who is always amazed by his children. The fact that they were brought into this world partially because if him is a miracle. And he adores them from the instant he lays eyes upon that precious little infant. @amagizoologistscase

Theseus would be a very hands on father, fiercely protective, but also allowing a certain level of independence. He would enjoy teaching them all sorts of new tricks and games. No one messes with his kids or his family. @asksmuttytheseus

Gellert is a sweet and adoring Papa to his soulmates children. He tells them all sorts of fantastic stories, and treats them like absolute royalty. The kids treat him as much as a parent as Graves and Tina, because he is their father in spirit, heart, and soul. @allforthegreatergood

@asksmuttytheseus

The wizarding world itself was absolutely bonkers even on the best of days. Divination, time travel, magical beasts of all shapes and sizes. And yet.. He’d never quite been through anything of this caliber of crazy. 

He’d woken up in a random place in London, which had looked completely normal to him at first and made his way downtown. There were a few things that seemed off on second glance, but nothing too out of the ordinary. He supposed it was an effect of interdimensional travel. Why the hell had he signed up for this again? He couldn’t really recall it to be honest.

Thes sighed softly, running a hand through his strawberry blond hair as he rounded a corner and walked into someone. “Sorry, didn’t see you there..” 

1. Do you masturbate? 

Theseus: Yes...

Newt: Yes, of course it’s a very natural thing to do.

2. How old were you when you first masturbated?

Theseus: About twelve? Why do you want to know these things?

Newt: I think I honestly started around eleven or so.

3. How often do you masturbate?

Theseus: That’s none of your business!

Newt: Depends on where I am really, sometimes once day, sometimes once a week. Varies greatly.

4. When is the last time you masturbated?

Theseus: I’m not answering this.

Newt: Yesterday actually.

5. Do you masturbate to any stimulus?

Theseus: What are you, some kind of pervert?

Newt: I mean I don’t need to, but I do like to look at pictures of men and women alike. Or just plain fantasy works too.

6. What do you think about?

Theseus: I certainly do not think of any kind of man, that is preposterous. Also it’s none of your business.

Newt: I like thinking about Mister Graves, honestly. He’s a very handsome man and I would love to spend an evening with him, the real Mister Graves might I add.

7. What is the last thing you thought of or masturbated to?

Theseus: It certainly wasn’t Percy...

Newt: The last thing? I think that was to some photographs I found in an adult magazine. Lovely lady that one.

8.Have you walked in on or caught someone masturbating? 

Theseus: Unfortunately...

Newt: I’ve walked in on Theseus multiple times, he really should learn to properly lock his door.

9.Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating?

Theseus: Newt’s caught me a few times...

The main threads that I will post my replies immediately are the following:

1) GoldGramander Soulmates AU - @amagizoologistscase and @thegravemistergraves

2) Unspoken Tension - @percival-grave-s

3) Omega To His Alpha - @asksmuttytheseus

4) Birth of Child - @amagizoologistscase

5) Family Visit - @thegravemistergraves

6) Soulmates - @dragonologistic

7) First Date - @tolcveistodestrcy

8) Second Chances - @credenceshadow

9) Anything with @allforthegreatergood

10) Thread with @neverparted