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Okay after some time and consideration I have to ask, who would win in a fight? Empoleon or Nidoking?
"Me, of course!"
"Naturally, I would."
"Friendship alliance over. We're going to war now."
"Dear, let's not do that."
"No, he's right. We have to fight to prove our honor."
"With what fractured resources?! In fact, with what army?!"
"No army required. I'll dispatch him with my own abilities."
"Yeah, good luck with that. I'll pulverize you easily!"
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Hooray! Congratulations Echo!
Yay, thank you, Calioni!
So is Greninja gonna start baking some food for Chesnaught for Valentine's Day in a secret attempt to soften him up?
“Hmm. That does sound like a pretty good idea. I wonder if I can convince Delphox and Gardevoir to help me out...?”
“Do I no longer get an opinion on this matter? ...Greninja? ...Hello? Oh...oh no, he’s got that look in his eye...oh gods...”
If you're set on learning aura delph, you could try getting some ribombee/cutiefly to teach you if lucario wont. Apparently cutiefly use aura to detect what flowers will bloom, and a large part of why they're fast is because they also use aura to detect their opponents next move.
“Yeah, why don’t you go hunting bugs and fairies, Delphox? I’m sure you’ll have plenty of fun stumbling around to find one of those elusive twerps.”
“Hmph. I’m sure I could find one that’s got a better personality than you, and even if I couldn’t, at least I have friends that are willing to help me out. You probably can’t even hold onto solid companions, so, that’s probably a worse fatal flaw than all of my issues combined.”
“I have friends.”
“But you’re probably an ass to them, so they’re not really there for you when you’re going to really need to depend on them. I already have had my friends prove that they would. So, again, you’re probably in a worse position in life, and that’s without being blind.”
“...”
“And no, I don’t need my Psychic powers to know that I’m right either, if that’s your next thought crossing your mind. In fact, I’m less skilled at that regardless. But I digress, I have more important matters to ‘stumble into’ and busy myself with. Farewell!”
What would some of the knights or monarchs do if they weren’t well, working for the castle..?
“Well, I don’t imagine it would be—”
“Probably living a nice domestic life with my husband-to-be in a nice cottage off in the outer woods of the kingdom’s borders. We’d have a lovely garden and he could finally have time to help me practice cooking. Quite likely lots of kissing and hand holding as well.”
“Actually, you know what? That’s extremely interesting, precious, adorable, and I want that more now.”
“Lovesick fools.”
“Somebody sounds jealous...!”
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chesnaught you ever had a punk phase
“...What is punk?”
scyther will you proclaim gay so your brother will get annoyed even more
“Absolutely and wholeheartedly.”
“Don’t be an ass!”
“You are what you love!”
“...I hate you more than anything out there.”
Feelin pretty bad about Poliwrath and Politoed. You guys doing okay?
“We’ll be ok. After all, we’ve still got each other, so that counts.”
“Yep, that’s true. And plus, I got several new pity votes!”
“Wait, what?! I didn’t get many votes yet!”
“Really? Guess that means I’m preferred over you.”
“What kind of absolute nonsense is that?!”
“How is it nonsense?!”
“You getting votes over me? How does that make any sense?!”
“Uh, because I have a better personality and I’m more likable, duh.”
“As if! This has to be a complete mistake!”
“Go look for yourself! Just admit I’m better than you!”
“Never!”
“Yessir!”
“You’re both basically competing for last place...”
“Yeah, because he deserves it!”
“Do not, but you do!”
