#asklordshen

Shen signals for Wolf Boss to get him a pizza with pineapple on it and takes a bite out of one of the slices. He promptly retches.

"BLAUGH! DISGUSTING! HOW CAN ONE EAT SOMETHING WITH SO MUCH GREASE?! I FEEL AS IF MY VEINS HAVE CLOGGED!"

Meanwhile, Wolf Boss is standing in the corner, eating a meat lover's pizza.

"Uhhhhh not sure sir. Guess it's the toppings?"

"Well the pineapple tasted awful. Combine that with the greasiness of that excrement, it was almost like putting wolf dung in my mouth."

".....How do you know-"

"It was the last remnant of my father's rule. An embodiment of all the false promises he made me."

"..."

plus one of them literally kicked two bags of metal off a cliff just so he could ride up into the sky, i’d get him sorted if i were you xx

“History: lost the ships, lost the throne, lost the castle, died without a heir, lost the peacock legacy, lost dignity drowned in water” ‘Hell0’

"We were both shunned, so I saw somewhat of a kinship with him. He has been my only friend for my entire life."

"Yeah, wolves didn't have the best reputation back then. Heck, we still don't have a good reputation. Probably since we're-"

Wolf Boss stops mid-sentence. Shen shoots him a dirty look but that's it.

"So yeah, when Shen and I first met, I thought he was faking since he was the only other person besides my parents to treat me with any kinda niceness."

"My thoughts have not changed. I still see him as a good friend."

"Yeah, same here. Only he's my boss so I see him like that also."

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The best of friends.

No matter how much they may be lying.

Shen's eyes widen for a moment as he places his wing on his chest.

".....I....uh-"

Wolf Boss didn't even bother to respond.

PS, your execution date has been set for next week.

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Here's some incorrect quotes I generated from an incorrect quotes generator

Some of them I may have edited for this post for whatever reason .

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"Date someone who will drag you outside at 3:AM to look at the stars."

"If anyone, and I mean ANYONE drags me outside at 3:AM, I will have them removed from my life indefinitely."

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"How do I deal with my enemies?"

"Kill them."

"That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution."

"Kill them only a little."

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"Oh, just so you know, it's very muggy outside."

"Shouxing, I swear, if I step outside and all our mugs are on the front steps-"