#askeam

:v I came back to chew bubble gum and draw cuties, and I’m all out of bubble gum. 

Smol pony found dead, cause of death Potassticide. More at 11... ((Bonus))

Smol pony must return to Banana School to learn how to banana properly.

As you take a swig of the potion you detect a hint of acidic taste hidden below the pleasant swirls and aromas of fruity flavors. It’s the last thing you experience before your mind once more drifts off. Lucidity returning in its fullest you blink open your eyes and let out a yawn. It seems you were dreaming about…something? But it’s all fuzzy and you can’t really remember what it was about. Shrugging it off you go about your daily routine, starting with getting out of bed and stretching your legs. However, as you remove the covers and lazily crawl to the edge of the bed something seems oddly different. At first you think you might have slept wrong on…something, but as you move your limbs you find that it’s very hard to move for some reason. Flopping forward your front hoof you discover it has taken on the color scheme of a black and white interchanging all the way up to your shoulder. The same thing has happened on the shortened fur of your other front leg and as your scrambling to your feet to check your other limbs you feel unbalanced and nearly fall backwards. Your back legs have taken on the gooey form of something gelatinous and slimy and it makes it difficult to stand up at first. However, instead of your back end what hits the floor with a thump is a long wet fish-like tail. The part attached to where your regular tail used to be is bulky and the entire length from base to finned end is as long as the rest of your body. Now completely awake and in a frenzy you run to the mirror and discover that the newly colored limbs and strange goldfish like tail you’ve gained aren’t the only things to change overnight. short horns have sprouted on either side of your forehead from your temples, reminiscent of devils horns, and your main body is sectioned off with patch-worked colors that are all dulled and clash with one another. To top it all off the sclera of your eyes is now as dark and black as ink, giving you a rather unnerving appearance over all. Once you take in the full scope of your strange transformation you open your mouth to exclaim your surprise and in turn…you find out one last detail. Your tongue, though feeling and tasting like a normal tongue, has morphed into the shape of a octopus tentacles. (The shining rainbow colors of this potion brings upon the curse of a patchwork monster! Bits and bobs from different spoopy creatures have been haphazardly stitched together and most of your parts have been replaced with ones that are unrecognizable. This curse will lift once the clock ticks midnight on Halloween!)