#ask-silver-lining

She's got a prolapsed anus and her vagina is hissing

You could do to make the heads looked more tilted. Kissing like that, you would end up mooshing noses. You have to tilt your head to the side a bit to avoid bumping noses and lock mouths properly

Oh, so that's why people do it.

But if you can’t reblog with your boobs, how can you ever reblog anything at all?

Christian rock is really common though. Some bands don’t openly bill themselves as such, which is why people probably fight about it on YouTube when they don’t have anything else to do. If they did openly say “this is Christian rock” people are less likely to listen to it….

Christ.

The only thing that pops into my head to feed you now is rice

yes mom is rather frustrated with the diet issues because of this lmao

You have trouble with textures too, right?

Yeah but the biggest ones are things like fatty meat and anything really overcooked (like veggies that have been boiled until they are mush) or certain oversugary things hurting my teeth

I like spicy food like burritos and chili the most probably which thankfully doesn't really interfere with ~diet needs~

I also like pasta and pizza but I am not supposed to eat much gluten or dairy which creates a problem :')

I am SUPPOSED TO restrict or eliminate

raw vegetable/fruit because too much fiber for my digestion

fatty meats

dairy

gluten

sugar

if you are thinking "that is literally every food group" yes yes it is which leads me to doing a kind of shit job following the diet.

"following the diet" ends up being me just finishing eating a lactose free cheese and thin crusted pizza.

ask-silver-lining said: You clearly need to invest in more microwavable burritos, superior to all microwavable meals