Head in clouds

Isreal almost won by audience's protest votes

First picture is from eurovision ad, the last one from the voting webpage.

Must be cold

WILL WE WIN WITH A SAD SONG AND A FORMER VIOLIN PLAYBOY STAR WITH TOO MUCH BOTOX ON HER FACE!?

German brought in Shakira

Israel has some Turk in leather

Belgium thinks you don't have to be pretty in Eurovision. Wrong.

Albania is bringing back the manbun and his mother

Greece is trying to be Käärijä, but instead of beer and party it's candy and scooters

Ukraine's singer has the widest mouth I have ever seen

Australia, the honorary European, brought the Mar-a-lago face to Europe

FUCK YES SERBIA BROUGHT BACK THE ROCK! ALSO THOSE WEREN'T DOG COLLARS BUT WHOLE ASS BELTS AROUND THEIR NECKS

Malta looks so out of place their with their slow nasal ballad after the screamo rock

Czechia one ups with even slower ballad

Bulgaria brought in Lady Gaga, not nearly as good though

Croatia brought in a whole coven of witches to cast wiccan spells, will it be enough?

Wayward U.K. has a pretty good song and the best stage work until now

France is boring, as per usual

Also, one of the aging hosts brought his disco suit