#ask-monkey-d-dragon

 1. Post a picture of you?

done

  2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

sureee i mean that's only two years right? 

  3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

girls but eh boys are cool too

  4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

I DO THIS ALL THE TIME LIKE IF ANYONE GIVES ME WIRED LOOKS I JUST LOOK AT THEM REALLY WIRED BACK OR SMILE

  5. Can you commit to one person?

sure

  6. How do you look right now?

ugly

  7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

red shirt and pants sadly

  8. How often do you listen to music?

A LOT LIKE ALL THE TIME TEN HOURS A DAY

  9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

sweats

  10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?

maybe, hopefully. 

  11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

done

  12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

i'd be okay with it and move on - not meant to be. even more so if that person they likes a friend of mine or something. 

  13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

eh

  14. Can you drive a stick shift?

kind da

  15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

if they are my friends yeah

  16. Are you going out of town soon?

nope

  17. When was the last time you cried?

skip

  18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

yeah

  19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

nope brown is nice

  20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

your mom ooo

 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

my brother was acting up

  22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

like a crush sure

  23. Are you nice to everyone?

if i have no reason to be otherwise 

  24. What are you sitting on right now?

A CHAIR?

  25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

yeah if i like the person

  26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

yup

  27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

i'm actually on chat with fish girl and wit right now

  28. Do you get a lot of colds?

nope

  29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

YEAH

  30. Does anyone hate you?

yep

  31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

nope

  32. Do you like watching scary movies?

NO

  33. Are you a jealous person?

Depends but yeah

  34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

2009

  35. Did you have a dream last night?

OMG YES. IT WAS WIRED. IT WAS ME AND 11 PPL I DIDN'T KNOW AND WE WERE RUNNING. WE WERE SOME KIND OF SUPER HUMAN AND WE COULD JUMP AND STUFF REAL HIGH. WE WERE JUMPING AROUND IN ENGLAND ON THAT CLOCK TOWER THING AND THIS KUMA-LIKE GUY WAS AFTER US AND WE WERE SCREAMING AND HE GOT TO ME AN HE TOOK OUT A WRENCH AND IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA PULL OF HIS DICK BUT INSTEAD A BEAM CAME OUT OF HIS DICK WRENCH AND WE BLASTED OFF.

I WAS A GIANT INSIDE OF A LARGE PURPLE LIKE ROOM TRAPPED IN A CAGE AND EVERYONE AROUND ME WAS PANICKING. "THE PLAN HAS FAILED" THEY SAID "THE PLAN HAS FAILED."

  36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

yeah

  37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

maybe

  38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

nah

  39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

maybe

  40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

yeah

  41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

mmmm

  42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

no

  43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

watching movies and being stupid 

  44. What’s the best part about school?

it's online

  45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

idk no?

  46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

i don't go to irl school

  47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

yeah

  48. Were you single over the last summer?

yeah

  49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

sleeping

  50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

DRAGON: Who's your daddy Luffy?

LUFFY:

I don't want your cash no!Your fancy thingsI just want to danceSo let's go and get some 40Please im talkin trash (trash)No compete (noo)I look for u around the edgesIm a crafty little thingDont tell me what to do (no)Dont tell me how to dressI come out with jeans andClean up my messYou're not my daddyI can do what i wantNot my daddy nno you're notWhy are u actingYou're playin all wrongYou're not my daddyYou're not you're not you're not notGet off the wallCome dance with me (come dance with me )Don't just sit there babyU better believeU bring me down ( bring me down )I'll kill to singDon't be a little bitchCome dance little bitchDon't tell me what to do (no)Dont tell me how to actCuz i would do the exact opposite infactYou're not my daddyI can do what i wantNot my daddy nno you're notWhy are u actingYou're playin all wrongYou're not my daddy you're not you're not not no

He poked his head back into his offfice. “Really? Well let’s go then!”

He poked his head out the office and hollared, "AOKIJI! COME PLAY WITH DRAGON!"

Aojiki sleepily poked his head out the window. "Do I have to?"

"YES!"