I’ve been away for awhile. Sorry...
so uhhh...
Garp: “Yes...go on. Tell the audience about how much you’ve been neglecting me....”
You know it wasn’t intensional.
“There were birthdays I’ve missed. You made me miss them...”
There were just other shows...
“MY SON’S BIRTHDAY! WHAT ABOUT LUFFY???”
You abandoned him and basically had Luffy raise himself...
“No, I left him with Dadan....”
You do realize that’s basically the same thing.
“WE WEREN’T TALKING ABOUT ME! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT YOUR LACK OF ABSENCE????”
Alright, alright! I guess I’ll be on more...how does once a month sound?
“Once a week!”
*sighs* fine..*looks out at followers and shrugs* Well I guess I’ll be on here for once a week...

















