#ask:aaron

You need to stop sending me names of people I don’t even know. 

Oh… wait… Aaron was the name of that ungrateful orphan the Hummels took in right, at least before he went crawling back to the gutter he came from… Right. My mistake.

Fuck: Putting Aiden here feels wrong, because of how close we are and the sort of relationship we have – but maybe it could be the good kind of wrong? Interesting thing to mull over. However, for now, I’m going to put Hunter here, as I’ve been there and done that before, he knows what I like.

Marry: Hunter and I would make an awful married couple. Especially because I doubt he would refuse to get rid of that horrible cat. So, I’m going to say Aiden once more and of course, I would give him blowjobs if we were married.

You can make up your own conclusions when it comes to the last spot and last name.

@northsideclarington @aiden-clarington @ghoulishboyhummel

You're coming into the wrong inbox for drama. I don't discuss current or past clients, especially not with random anonymous strangers. I will, however say, that I've known Aaron Hummel for years and he is a lot of things but a killer is not one of them because he's a good kid.

Now, that was the kind of question that would raise anyone’s barriers. Not only because he was not too keen of people prying into his life but because of her phrasing. Doing in a time like this, she said... It was far too peculiar to be a coincidence, and that’s exactly what made Aaron shut off, deciding to give her a simple response that was not a lie, but also not the truth.

Where was he? Well, that was hard to explain now, wasn't it? How could he accept out loud that he fucked up, overused his powers, and blinked into the future by accident. He had already gotten scolded by Logan for hours, and now Jude too?

Lord, no. He couldn't simply accept out loud how much of a failure he was.

The only one I know in this list is the blonde with the blowjob lips and it’s literally only because of that mouth. It was enough to almost forget where he’s from. I surprise myself with this one because apparently, I’d still Fuck him. Interesting. It looks like some Southsiders are created better than others. No one cares about the others.

Could I fuck Puckerman too? Sure. I mean, if he’s anything like his brother, he’d be greedy and desperate for it but unlike his brother, I doubt I could pay him to leave. Which, I obviously could do with Hummel and plus get an NDA out of it with him. Again, would rather die with a belt around my neck and my limp erection in my hand than Marry any of them. As for Killing them, Puckerman is halfway there, Aaron is three-quarters and well Evans is pretty but dumb and a Serpent, I’m sure he’ll trip and fall looking at something shiny and end up with a knife in his neck.