WOULD YOU RATHER: Eat a cockroach or kiss Jace on the mouth?
WOULD YOU RATHER? Send my muse any two things and they have to pick between them. / @voxvulgi
The world had a cruel sense of humor, and Benjamin felt that no more strongly than in this very moment. Souring, he asked, "Would I rather kiss my fiancée's brother or eat a cockroach?"
Good Lord...
Rubbing the bridge of his nose between thumb and forefinger, he sighed and lifted his head again. "It could already be argued that I eat bugs on occasion, what with our rations sometimes getting spoiled," he said. "But on the other hand, the length of this damnable kiss was never specified -- something quick and barely touching might be preferable to actually ingesting a pest..."
How was he supposed to choose? The idea of eating a roach was wholly repulsive, and yet so was kissing Haley's brother, so with a grudging little scoff, Benjamin grumbled, "Jace -- but only because I know he'll immediately kill me afterwards."
Nothing quite like being put out of one's misery...











