#ask surrender anything

Ooc: Lazari design based on this chart

Flower: Not to mention she's eaten a part of me before. One of my tentacles still has a lighter colour because she bit off a part of it

Lazari: I have it more under control now

Flower: You're still beating me in terms of strength

"H-here's this photo that T-Trendy took w-when I was.. 7? I think? I-it was when I-I first o-opened my m-mouth. I t-think I gave S-Slendy a s-scare bec-cause o-of the blood.. I w-was quite t-the b-blabbermouth, un-until my s-stutters came i-in.."

"S-speaking of h-him, here's T-Trendy with T-Tender. T-the latter was the n-nervous anxiety w-wreck be-fore me, I-I guess that's w-why Trendy i-is so used t-to me.."

"I-I uh... m-may have promised Z-Zalgo to n-not t-tell Slendy.."

Prof. Steve:

Woo, mixed feelings I guess?

You already know how Trendy reacted, he was nervous but supportive while being the typical protective big brother.

Fender didn't really care? He's mostly surprised I even managed to pull off a long-term relationship. He honestly thought we'd break up after a year or so, given that was my record before I got with Jackie. He asked me quite often at the beginning if I truly am sure that I love him, which, while annoying, was justified because I do kind of have a history of dating people when I wasn't sure how I actually felt... Though I think he's happy for us, he and Jack actually got along pretty well during our wedding.

Splendor was very much excited, he was giggling and kicking his feet when I told him Jack and I first started dating. Both he and Trender reminded me to not hold back if Jack for some reason crossed me given his more snarky and violent nature isn't exactly unknown, but I promise he's a teddy bear. But uh yeah, definitely the happiest out of the bunch.

Slendy I think was conflicted, mostly? He didn't want me to pick up Jack's murderous tendencies that only got stronger after his zalgoid corruption, but if we look at our family history it- it's in the blood. I don't think there's any way around it, though I'd mostly only do it for the sake of protecting. We will not talk about the times I assisted Jack in getting food. He did say, and I quote, "I may not have been the kindest to you, but if Jack hurts you, you immediately come to me", which I found pretty nice of him. He isn't the first to say it but still.

Taavi I told over the phone, since we live kind of far apart from each other. Initially surprised because he didn't think Jack would be my type, in fact he's the type of guy I'd be terrified of, but happy nonetheless. They went out of their way to send me a cake, which I don't know HOW survived the trip but uh.. it did, so.. yeah. Not gonna take it for granted but that is mad impressive. And it tasted good too!

Should I talk about my parents too...?

I mean... I only actually told them when they summoned me to their palace and that was a few years after Jack and I got married, though I'm pretty sure they already knew? They're the same status as Zalgo, so somewhat omniscient beings.

To say they were not keen on our relationship is a bit of an understatement. They couldn't care less if he was human, although they prefer I married some other powerful being. No, the reason we got into a physical fight was because Jack had zalgoid blood because of his corruption, and if you know a little bit about our family history then uh... Yeah, Malachite and Blachlust don't like Zalgo or any of his kind. That's how I got my scars, by the way. We're not on talking terms anyways, so... My son really hates them, which I can't judge, I hate them too.

Actually, Jack and my closest brothers all hate them, what am I talking about? Lol

I never really talked to any of my other siblings, especially the elder ones, but I imagine they'd be pretty disapproving, they older ones have very similar views as our parents..

But uh yeah, that's about it I think. Geez, this was a long one, wasn't it?

★OOC: designs of Blachlust and Malachite are under the cut!

You can ask Prof. Steve anything you want! (Calling him that for distinguishing purposes)

Him and his human form (yes, his tentacles can take different shapes now, in this case a hand)

Or Stevie, who's still a little confused

Answers will be given in images and additional text!

Also if you got related questions for me, I can answer them as well with my persona Lynn

Edit !! please be aware of this one

I can usually guess who is being referred to, based on the context within the ask, but please specify who the question/action is directed towards

PRESENT timeline Surrender is called, well, Surrender or Stevie

FUTURE timeline Surrender prefers to be referred to as Flower or, for differentiation purposes, (Professor) Steve. He won't be mad you for calling him Surrender still, but just uhh ye

Edit 2:

Stevie is NOT dating EJ (you can tease him about it tho), Flower is married to him

The ask blog takes place after the known canon of I Eat Pasta for Breakfast, just so y'all don't lynch me for using a different Lazari design

Surrender: "Uhm.. w-what do I-I rem-ember..?"

Stuttering has been ignored for spacial reasons

Surrender: "T-there's p-probably m-more, b-but I can't r-remember a-all."