May 3, 2024
Hiya! The next update is taking a while so I figured Iβd open up the asks! Feel free to interact with Piggy and Shellpaw! They would love to have someone else to talk to.
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Hiya! The next update is taking a while so I figured Iβd open up the asks! Feel free to interact with Piggy and Shellpaw! They would love to have someone else to talk to.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Ralph, my fren, I need help, and it's more urgent than my need to dance cazacioc and drink vodka whenever I hear Katyusha and Kalinka! So, like, I have to finally convince Roger than whenever I say I need to do a line, I don't mean SNORT COCAINE, but actually, licking a line of sugar from the table. And when I say I love red mushrooms, I actually mean strawberries! And yes, I combine them!! When I talk about LCD, I actually mean my Smart TV plasma, not LSD! Ai se eu te pego, puta π ~ Maurice
Pourquoi est-ce que tu es comme Γ§a?
Maurice.
I swear to God.
Go to therapy. Go to a doctor. Go to America. Just get help. I am begging you.
Therapists are great. I met one once, and he was all like βOoh, you have crippling abandonment issues, Ralph!β βOoh, Ralph, we need to talk about your obsessive infatuation with Jack Merridew, Ralph!β βRalph, you need to work through your trauma-induced fear of planes!β
Ridiculous.
Also, βred mushroomsβ is a super weird fraise (fingerguns) to describe strawberries.
Soooo why do you love coffee so much Ralph :>
Ralph, how do you feel about Miguel dating Vanellope?
Emma@Both Cuties: She kneels down to face them. "Ahh! You guys are so cute!" She says, practically squealing. "How old are you two?" She asked, curiously
βHe means in dog years, at least...in normal years, heβs 1 and a um...third? Maybe? Iβm not the best at keeping track of ages.β
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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island potentate
I prefer the term βYour majestyβ, but yes, I am π β¨
...Despite what Jack might try and tell you.
OMG RALPHWHATAREYOUFOING ON CONNIESBLOGBROOOOOIHAVESOMANYQUESTIONSPLZANSWERBROOOOMGWHYYOUSOMADTOBROOOOWTF
HIM IS GOING FERAL-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"