#ask midas

In today's news: I got busy with a new job and autistically forgot this blog existed—ANYWAYS!

All the dms were kinda discussing this concept for a while because on one hand, a tumblr sexyman cat would be very funny.

On the other hand, though, the roleplay is going to be heavily dabbling in human experimentation, questionable scientific and medical morals and ethics, and a bit of a hands-on delve into what makes us, yknow, us.

So the best we could do is name a cat after them, but I know I particularly find animal experimentation rather unsightly, but now I REALLY wanna name a lab cat Scourge or some thing lmaooo

"The lab boys are telling me that we can't just turn an innocent volunteer into a fictional terrorist. And to that I say, why not!? In the face of science, your value as an individual doesn't matter, and with enough cognitive manipulation, you can mold a man like clay. Anyway, those of you who signed up to get injected with triangular demon DNA, we've got a new test for you: Fighting an army of reality warping demons! Follow the blue line to your left. You'll know when the test starts. Cave Johnson, we're done here."

Science isn’t about WHY, it’s about WHY NOT! Why can't we merge human beings with fictional men? Think of the potential for making super soldiers, getting our facility under the radar of the military! Who cares if we give them gender crises or turn them into horrors beyond human comprehension, think of the money we could make once this is perfected! Or selling it to the common people. Imagine, enhancing little Timmy with the powers from his favorite cartoon character. We could make a fortune! [Rustling] Wait, is the mic still on?

(we are now considering a silly Cave Johnson character as the boss of all this)

The wording of this ask is a little confusing for mod Mel and I so sorry if I don't answer this quite right.

But neither of the subway masters have been assigned to any character within the rp. You might be thinking of mod Mel's character Emmet but his assignment is actually funeral of the dead butterflies from lobotomy corp.

The current list of player character assignments that we have and the npcs that we've already shown are:

Clive Dove (professor layton)

Princess Roselina (super mario)

Funeral of the Dead Butterflies (lobotomy corp)

Stolas (helluva boss)

Gaster (undertale)

Volga (hyrule warriors)

Snatcher (a hat in time)

Wheatly (portal 2)

and Netzach (lobotomy corp)

I know we're planning on posting the first round of character cards here relatively soon (once they all get done) and official npc cards will be posted after they've been introduced in rp.

https://sexypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Juan_Carlos_Bodoque

It's ok if you don't use him lol but he's an interesting specimen

So I had never heard of this guy before until I checked the Sexypedia, but that would be such a funny character concept. I am personally VERY tempted lmaooo

Also I googled the show 31 Minutos and why is Guaripolo like that, he's horrifying