Normalize answering "why do u ship them" questions with "because i felt like it" instead of writing out 200 pages of reasons why you ship it like u r begging for approval. Or give a nonsense answer.
"Why do you ship this??"
On the night of the full moon I dreamt of a talking rabbit who hopped onto my shoulder and whispered in my ear that I should ship these specific characters and I obeyed without question.
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oh, oh, you and sukuna's tape got leaked. The media didn't even know that you two dated, nevertheless broke up. how will you survive this attack on your image, not to mention how will whoever leaked the tape survive sukuna after they hurt you?
pairing: f1driver!sukuna x popstar!reader
content: angst, implied smut, leaked sex tape trope, language, tension, trauma reactions, reader has a stage name, yearning, mentions of homophobia?
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The set was bustling with people despite the fact that it was supposed to be a private shoot..
Sukuna grimaced at all the lights, sitting in one of those fancy chairs that directors always used.Ā
His ass barely fit into it and heās pretty sure that if he leaned a tad bit more the chair would crumble apart.Ā
āOkay, people. In ten minutes, we start shooting!ā Someone called out.Ā
He doesnāt even know what heās doing here. You invited him to the set, sure, but he couldnāt help but feel like a squatting duck.Ā
Everybody knew about the tape here. They all shot him side glances and murmured about the fact that he was probably the one who leaked it.Ā
Which he wasnāt. He already had a list of people who were suspects, but he hadnāt told Shiu to look into anybody.Ā
āHey, Sukuna.ā Gojo drawled, nudging his side. Ryomen groaned, rolling his eyes as he sat up.Ā
āYou back with your girl yet?ā Satoru teased, following him as the pink haired man tried to walk away from the conversation.
āShut the fuck up, Gojo.ā Sukuna snarled, pausing beside a trailer.Ā
The white haired man giggled, actually giggled, in front of his face. āWhat a shame. But donāt worry, weāll be sleeping at her place.āĀ
Sukuna hummed at the reminder. That blue eyed buffoon wasnāt wrong. You had invited him and his crew to sleep at your mansion, no matter how awkward it would be.Ā Ā
He screwed his eyes shut at the thought of the condom box in his bag, praying to anybody listening that his thoughts didnāt go to that.Ā
āYeah, I know. Youāve reminded me like ten times since we landed.ā Sukuna grumbled.Ā
He really regretted bringing Gojo with him.Ā
āSo, youāre driving for her?ā Gojo asked, a smug grin on his lips.
Sukuna glared at him, giving a tired nod before snapping at him. āDonāt you have something else to do? Literally anything else?āĀ
āI second that.ā A rough yet delicate voice called out.Ā
Both guys turned their heads, coming face to face with a black haired woman with a crew of like three people behind her.
Sukuna raised an eyebrow, turning back to Gojo with a curious look.
The white haired man was practically red, whether it be from awkwardness or embarrassment.Ā
āOh, great, youāre here.ā Satoru grumbled.Ā
āIām Utahime.ā She finally introduced herself, shaking Sukunaās hand. āIām your girlās publicist. And before you say anything, I was on vacation with my partner when everything went down.āĀ
Sukuna couldnāt help the amused smirk on his face, finally seeing Satoru Gojo be embarrassed.Ā
āWhatās this with you two?ā Ryomen gestured between the two of them.Ā
Satoru cleared his throat, tugging at the collar of his jacket. āWe dated.āĀ
āDating is an overstatement.ā Utahime cut in. āThis asshat was just a NASCAR driver when we met.āĀ
āShe broke up with me.ā Gojo finally admitted. āIāllā¦You know what? Iāll let you two talk.ā He murmured, pushing the camera away from him as he sped away.Ā
āWhatās with the camera?ā Utahime looked up at Sukunaās words.
āOur popstar loves to do a āmaking ofā vlog of every music video sheās done.āĀ
At that, you finally appeared, a bathrobe draped over your body. The pink wig you were was finally styled, blown out to highlight your face.Ā
You approached Sukuna with an awkward smile. āHey.ā You mumbled softly.Ā
Sukuna paused, eyes falling on you. His breath stuttered, and he could feel his hands moisten as he glanced up at your hair. āHi.ā He stuttered out.Ā
You blinked up at him, feeling your heart constrict.Ā
After months of being apart, here he was, like nothing had happened.Ā
This was what you needed. Everybody around you was freaking out about the tape, but Ryomen tethered you down, like a rock in water. You knew he was probably ten times more stressed than anybody else, but he didnāt let you see that.
Thatās why you loved him. He was always there for you.Ā
You cleared your throat, pushing that thought away. āReady to ride?āĀ
Sukuna raised his eyebrows, nodding abruptly. āYeah, whenever you want, princess.āĀ
You blushed at that, walking away with Utahime and the crew.Ā
Sukuna kept staring as you walked away, lip between his teeth.Ā
āFuck.ā He quietly cursed under his breath, rubbing his nose in frustration.Ā
āYou okay man?ā Suguru called out, standing beside him and crossing his arms.Ā
Ryomen nodded, sighing. āIām screwed, man. I donāt know what to do.ā He admitted gruffly. āSheās justā¦no matter what I do, we just end up gravitating back to each other.āĀ
Suguru nodded, adjusting his glasses. āThen stop pulling away. Embrace it. She sure has.āĀ
āItās not that easy. Iā¦I broke up with her because I didnāt want to hurt her. I let things get to my head. I doubted myself and I didnāt want her to doubt me too.ā Sukuna scoffed at his own words, biting the inside of his cheek.
āThatās not a decision you make for her.ā Geto noted. āLook, the lives we live are tough. We got eyes on us. At all times. We canāt be the wild spirits we so wish.ā Geto took a sip of his drink, holding it out to Sukuna. āYou donāt think itās hard to be dating the most popular F1 driver? Even more that nobody knows weāre not dating?ā Suguru frowned.
āSatoruās entire popularity stands on his fan girls and his talent. If they know heās dating me, heāll lose like half his fan base.āĀ
Sukuna stayed quiet at that, pondering. āI guess youāre right. Me and her, we didnāt have anything to lose when we were together. You do.āĀ
Suguru shrugged. āItās nothing man, Iāve had to talk plenty of singers out of self sabotage, itās my signature.āĀ
Ryomen smirked at that, patting the manās shoulder. āThanks, Iāllā¦Iāll try with her again, I guess. Hopefully sheāll take me back. This wholeā¦situation is fucked up, but that doesnāt mean that no good can come out of it.āĀ
Suguru chuckled, clapping his hands. āThatās the spirit, man. Now go out there, and be careful with the car, itās a rental.āĀ
Sukuna did a captain salute and walked back to you.Ā
āSo, weāre filming the music video right now. We have two race car drivers here, and Iāll be the passenger princess.ā You announced to the camera, sighing in relief as Utahime excused the crew.Ā
āYou were so right, girl, I get you now.ā Utahime whispered, glancing at the approaching Sukuna. You chuckled at her bluntness, carefully walking with the high heels. āHe has a certain charm.ā
āLadies.ā Sukuna called out.Ā
Utahime snickered like a teenager, holding the pitch black helmet that he was supposed to wear.Ā
You looked up at him, a polite smile on your lips before your eyes fell back on a retreating Geto.Ā
āAll good? You were talking with Suguru for a while.ā You asked with a frown, grabbing the helmet from Utahime.Ā
Sukuna pursed his lips, glancing at where you just were. āOh, that. Yeah, everythingās peachy.āĀ
Utahime hummed. āThe directorās by the car, Sukuna, heāll instruct you on the shots and everything else.āĀ
Ryomen nodded, looking at the long street that was reserved for the shoot. Right, this was for a music video.
āGreat, thank you.ā He said, grabbing the helmet and putting it on.Ā
You stayed beside him, the black lace dress you wore accentuating everything perfectly but the heels were horrifying.Ā
You told Utahime that stilettos werenāt your style, but they were a necessity for the whole sexy look.
You were afraid to twist an ankle, but you had to admit that the shoes were divine.Ā
Sukuna slid the visor up the helmet so he could see better. He peered down at your feet, raising an eyebrow.Ā
āI thought you were more of a sneakers type of girl.ā He taunted slightly.
You hummed, raising an eyebrow. āI changed my mind. Not that you would know that.ā You deadpanned.Ā
Sukuna frowned, huffing as he approached you and scooped you up.Ā
You let out a soft yelp, holding onto his shoulder. āWhat are you doing!āĀ
Sukuna smiled under the helmet, carrying you to the car. āWhat kind of guest star would I be if I let the popstar hurt herself cause of some dumb heels?āĀ
Ā You pouted softly, crossing your arms. āI can walk in heels, you know?āĀ
Sukune let out a noise of disagreement. āLast time I saw you walk in heels, you stabbed me.āĀ
āI didnāt stab you, I stepped on you.āĀ
āItās a stabbing, it penetrated skin.ā Sukune retorted.
You couldnāt help the laughter that escaped your lips.
Sukunaās eyes lit up at that, your laughter feeling like a shot of adrenaline to his body.Ā
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It was the last take before the end of the shoot.Ā
The two of you sat in the black Lamborghini, quietly waiting for the queue to go.Ā
The shoot had been thrilling. It reminded you of your first date with Sukuna. The wind in your hair, his hand on your lap, the speed he was going at. It all eased your nerves. It made you forget about the leak, the paparazzi, reality.Ā
Just you and Sukuna, together again.Ā
But you knew that you couldnāt be so close to him again, not after the break up.
His finger tapped against the car wheel, head tipped back. āā¦Iādā¦I'd like to apologize for everything, princess.ā He finally spoke up.
You froze, glancing at him. āI donāt want to talk about this here.ā You said dryly.Ā
Ryomen nodded. āI figured. Thatāsā¦Thatās why Iād like to ask you out? Maybe we can go eat at a restaurant in Manhattan or something. My treat.āĀ
You pouted, mulling over the proposal. āā¦Fine, we can talk then.āĀ
You did your best to hide your reaction, but your heart was doing backflips in your chest.
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Heās built like a Greek statue but dresses like a sleep-deprived college student.Ā Baggy hoodie, sweatpants, messy hair, and glasses slipping down his noseāno one at first glance realizes he could bench-press a car.
He doesnāt know how to handle compliments.
āGojo, your arms are huge.ā
āHuh? Ohāuhāthanks? I guess geneticsā¦?ā
He says that while literally flexing unintentionally because heās nervous.
He got into working out for stress relief.Ā Exams and cursed energy research fried his brain, so he started hitting the gym at 2 a.m. to āreboot his neurons.ā It workedānow heās both a genius and a menace with bicepsĀ Ā that could crush apples.
His glasses always slide down when heās focused.Ā He pushes them up with one finger, forearm flexing without meaning to. He never notices the effect it has on people.
Heās shy about his body.Ā Despite being ridiculously fit, heāll change shirts only after making sure everyoneās gone. The idea of ppl seeing him shirtless makes him short-circuit.
He infodumps when heās nervous.
āYou know muscle recovery is actually a cellular process whereāā
He tries to impress you with facts, then realizes heās rambling and gets flustered.
When you touch his arm or lean on him, he freezes.Ā You can practically hear the Windows error sound in his head before he stammers out something like, āUh⦠comfortable, right? Good⦠muscle⦠cushion.ā
He smells faintly of coffee, laundry detergent, and that warm ābeen studying too long but still hotā scent.Ā His hoodies are soft and always too big on youābut he secretly loves when you steal them.
His hoodies are criminally tight around his arms now.Ā Every time he stretches, the fabric rides up and his shirt lifts just enough to show that faint V-line he pretends not to know he has. Heās in denial about it.
He insists his muscles are āfunctional,ā not aesthetic.
āI just need good posture for readingā¦ā
Bro, yourĀ reading postureĀ looks like youāre posing for a fitness magazine.
Heās got perfect posture until you hug him.Ā Then he forgets how his limbs work. His arms hover awkwardly before wrapping around you in the gentlest, most careful holdālike heās afraid to crush you with all that strength.
He overthinksĀ everything.
āDid I smile too much? Did I breathe weird? Should I have said mitochondria?ā
Then he hides in his lab notes for an hour to recover.
He wears cologne that he swears is ābarely noticeable,āĀ but when you stand near him, itās this clean, fresh, slightly spicy scent that sticks in your hair. He blushes when you notice.
āYou⦠you noticed that? Itās just soap. Expensive soap.ā
Heās a menace in group projects.Ā Because heās the one carrying everyoneāliterallyĀ andintellectually. Heās the type to lift the entire stack of books in one hand and correct the equations with the other.
Heās the definition of āgentle giant energy.āĀ Heāll open jars, move heavy boxes, fix your laptop, and then look away the second you say āthank you,ā mumbling something like, āItās nothingā donāt worry about it,ā
He has a terrible poker face.Ā If you flirt with him, he short-circuits. The tips of his ears go red immediately. Once, you called him āpretty,ā and he spent five minutes pretending to clean his glasses just so you wouldnāt see him smiling.ā
His handwritingās ridiculously neat.Ā He takes pride in it too. Once, you doodled a heart in his notes, and he refused to erase it. You asked him about it, and he just went, āUh, data preservation.ā
He tries to look tough once in a while.Ā Rolls up his sleeves, crosses his arms, leans on the desk like heās mysterious. It lasts three seconds before he sneezes or drops his pen.
Heās got that one piece of tech he babies.Ā Probably a tablet or laptop with a hundred stickers on it.
Heās a secret romantic.Ā He overthinks text messages, rehearses good morning replies, and literally Googles ābest compliments that donāt sound weird
A/n: Iām tired of hoes portraying Nerdjo like heās a twink, like god forbid Satoru canāt be jacked and nerdy- š
š my favourite ships have been called everything from "mlm and wlw solidarity" to "hetslop" to "erasing rep" (with no characters sexuality confirmed) to "that's a lesbian and a gay man" ļ¹ ąØą§