shinetsu for the ultimate ship meme~ <33333
· Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
· How long will they last? -FOREVER
· How quickly did/will they fall in love? -FAST, probably one meeting did it.
· How was their first kiss? -cute and very tender.
· Who proposed? - Shinpachi
· Who is the best man/men? -Heisuke and Sano
· Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Depends on the AU
· Who did the most planning? -Etsu
· Who stressed the most? -Etsu
· How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
· Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Can’t say who they wouldn’t invite, Etsu doesn’t make many enemies, and she’d convince Shin to let the Oni trio come LOL.
· Who is on top? - Most of the time Shin
· Who is the one to instigate things? -it’s pretty even
· How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
· How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
· How long do they normally last? -(What)
· Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -I’d say yeah…
· How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
· How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - ALL THE CUDDLESNo touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
· How many children will they have naturally? - three to four
· How many children will they adopt? -maybe one or two
· Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -both, Shin is very hands on supportive husband
· Who is the stricter parent? -Shin
· Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Etsu (Shin: but they playin a new sport; Etsu: NO, JUMPING OFF THE WALL)
· Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Etsu
· Who is the more loved parent? -I’d say they’d favor Etsu a teeeeeny bit more than Shin
· Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?-both, supportive parents for the win.
· Who cried the most at graduation? -DEF BOTH, and they holding each other while they embarrass their kid.
· Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -both
· Who does the most cooking? - Etsu
· Who is the most picky in their food choice? -neither, they’ll eat and try new things
· Who does the grocery shopping? -both, they love spending time together doing the little things.
· How often do they bake desserts? -once a week, Etsu loves sweets.
· Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -they both love meat more than salads, but will eat them too.
· Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Shin will bring take-out and make it romantic LOL
· Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Shin
· Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? -Shin
· Who cleans the room? - both, they help each other
· Who is really against chores? -neither, but Shin will complain more
· Who cleans up after the pets? -both, they love their pup
· Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Shin bc he can be a bit lazier
· Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -Etsu
· Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -probably Shin bc he dropped it
· Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Etsu
· Who takes the dog out for a walk? -together
· How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -often, Shin helps her put up decorations bc he loves to humor her
· What are their goals for the relationship? -happy, long lasting life together
· Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Shin
· Who plays the most pranks? -Shin bc he loves messing with Etsu