#ask abel

Hello all. I am Abel. I am NOT an NPC, I am a player, despite what Jax may tell you. I am also not a Dream clone, despite what Jax says.

I was one of the first humans to enter the circus. In my time, I was suited with Wormy, Kinger, Queenie, Kaufmo and Scratch. I abstracted shortly before Ragatha entered, which was a month after Scratch's abstraction. I returned from abstraction yesterday. We do not know why, how, or if this glitch can be replicated, but I have been attempting to replicate it and bring back the other abstracted players. This was most likely a fatal glitch in the circus, and I will be investigating matters further. My hobbies are bug catching with Queenie, drawing, doing bad stand-up with Kaufmo, and taking long showers, despite not needing to in this digital realm. I hope to encapsulate my experiences on this blog. Below is a self-portait I did in my free time.

Hello Abel, how are you today? Is your hand feeling alright?

[Asa sits next to the Abel, an excited grin on his face. It's unnatural- unnerving- to see such a moody happy.]

You'll never guess what I saw today! Go on, guess!

[Asa pauses before interrupting any guess Abel would've made. He pulls a small bundle out of his bag, shoving it in Abel's face. He grins, excitedly rambling to the blond.]

I found a perfectly intact bird skeleton! Isn't it absolutely amazing? I know I know, dear Kitt is far more into ornithology than you, but I feel he's too fragile to see something like this.

-🦉( @bubos-apothecary)

<< Abel feels a sharp whip of air slash across his foot as a rock lands in the sand, he looks up at the owl shaped boy. It had felt far too long since he’d seen Asa. Asa cocked his head at the blonde boy, a genuine grimace across his face. >>

“Considering I haven't socked any nutters lately, it’s feeling rather peachy.“

<< He doesn't mention anyone by name, but it doesn’t take a name for Asa to be familiar to who he's referring to. It’d be rather hard not to considering that Abel hasn't punched many other blonde boys as of lately. Afterall, it had been god knows how long since he saw Cain. He hoped Cain was somewhere thinking the same thing, but his hopes of that outcome were starting to be snuffed out by the reality of the situation. >>

<< Abel wasn’t used to seeing Asa this giddy, he thought it was an expression that suited him perfectly. Before the blonde could reply Asa started babbling, eagerly showing Abel the jewel of his eye. >>

“Blimey! I may not know a lot ‘bout birds, but I do know bones. I don’t know the proper names ‘er anything, but there’s this patch of woods behind my house. We got all sorts of critters back there, sometimes their bones are left behind. Do you know what they’re called? They’re pretty neat finds if you get to ‘em before the spiders make homes out of ‘em.”

Abel: Uh… I don’t want to say their name… it could hurt their feelings

Nanbel but Abel keeps putting in quarters and picking Nancy's favorite song on the jukebox and everyone else in the malt shop is kind of annoyed but Abel doesn't care because Nancy's dancing with him

Nanbel but Abel takes her to a roller rink to show off and falls flat on his face

Nanbel but Abel makes her mixtapes that she genuinely likes

OHMYGOODNESS YOU ARE THE SWEETEST THING 😭😭😭