#ashrott

I can just imagine the domestic and 'tension' it brings to the Parrotships

Parrot having to tie his Hair into a bun that made people think that his hair is like medium length or neck length long and not the waist length long.

(Saps you are banned from seeing Parrot hair down)

That one meme from spiderman with Gwen's hair.

All of Parrots ships would be thirsting so heavily for him with his gorgeous and beautiful hair down, like;

Theorrot

Theo would constantly be asking Parrot if he could brush or braid or do anything with his while Parrot would look at him with such fondness, maybe even letting Theo braid it because of the puppy dog eyes the man gives him.

Wemmrott

Wemmbu would take such nice care of both his and Parrots hair (long haired Wemmbu headcanon ftw) like taking time out of his day to brush it and style it for Parrot to make sure it keeps out of his face and just admiring him completely with this soft look on his face.

Billrott

Billy would be pulling and tugging at Parrots hair to get his attention, much to the other's annoyance, but he likes how it frames the younger birds face when he has it down. He doesn't dare to try to braid but, if offered, he'll brush it for him when he asks.

Clownrott

Hair pulling and and dragging him by the hair when he gets on his nerves but he does help Parrot maintain it, somewhat, but he's banned from brushing it after he got his hair knotted one time while brushing it...

Ashrott

Ash, on one hand, thinks Parrot should cut it off since he keeps waking up to hair in his mouth when they share a bed but, on the other hand, waking up before Parrot and seeing his hair pool around him like a little veil has its merits.

Ooo, I have a few ideas for how some of their ceremonies look like on my end.

Parifies

Fancy I have to say, like the type of fancy that looks so grandiose and gaudy at the same time—purple and green everything with bits of silver coming in between. Oh and you know Wifies is gonna go so big and make a little speech to have Parrot lowkey flushed and then Wifies is gonna kick his feet when Parrot talks about him oh so sweetly as well.

Theorrt

Smaller scale I have to say that’s more with close friends then anything else but it’s still a celebration nonetheless with the both of them, after their vows where they both so cried, dancing the entire night away while looking into each others eyes…softly promising that they’ll be together forever as they kiss on the dance floor.

Billrott

Small ceremony, really small ceremony that might only just be them and a priest at the end of the day. It’s something private that’s just for them and no one else as they say their vows before they kiss and then Billy so easily carries Parrot, his pretty and wonderful Parrot, back home where they can just enjoy and indulge themselves in the other’s presence.

Wemmrott

I am going to say I think theirs would be similar to Billrotts with it being smaller scale except they include their best friends in it as their best man, Wemmbu being bashful and nervous when he places the ring on Parrot’s finger and Parrot laughing a little at his sudden shyness as he does the same—before they seal it with a kiss. Egg is ugly crying for his bestie in the corner while Theo is crying with him lowkey.

Surprise Bonus of Ashrott

Their wedding and ceremony was a clusterfuck of everything in the beginning and you know what it still was more of a clusterfuck when they got on the dance floor because both of them refused to let the other win—probs their first kiss there as well while Ash’s *parents*—Clown, Ferre and Branzy—enjoyed the chaos of the entire situation. It was a beautiful, magnificent moment of unadulterated drama and chaos wrapped into one bow as Parrot and Ash sneaked off to probs make out trust me I was there gang