#ashesonthefloor

hi 🥺

2. what’s your favourite fun fact?

uhh about me?? or just. in general. bc fun fact banging ur head against a wall for like. an hour burns 150 calories <3 (u should try it it’s fun. gives u a headache tho. maybe don’t try it actually)

19. what animal would you keep if it wasn’t so difficult?

a monkey… or a COW OH MY GOD I WANT A FLUFFY COW sorry but !!! fluffy cows. and pigs <3 i just !!! animals !!!! please !!!

23. do you want/have tattoos? if so, of what?

i don’t !!! but. i think me and my sister r getting matching like. pinky promise tattoos? and ive got a 1975 one planned but <3 yes. also would probably want smth harry potter themed maybe since that p makes up my entire personality

25. is there anything on your mind?

incorrect actually! this michael is the closest i get to *********

i am doing some real thinking for this one i’m also gonna do the 5sos ships because i want to okay thank you let’s go i’m not gonna explain my answers but will happily defend them in separate asks

ashton: life of the party

luke: guts

michael: to live and let go

calum: weightless

malum: walls or trouble is

mashton: vegas or missing you

lashton: summer daze or edge of tonight

muke: for baltimore or damned if i do ya

cake: don’t you go or let it roll

cashton: dirty laundry or bail me out

Has my entire heart

Entertaining fics that always make me smile :)

Lovely personality and demeanor

Exactly the right person to talk to in any situation

i am going to do this as only things that one specific friend i have has said because he’s said so much fucking absurd stuff that i have a separate note just to keep track of it all here we go

luke: I just got cancelled by Bath & Body Works.

michael (imagine this being said in a very emo voice): I don’t find things edgy, I just find them...complex.  

bonus michael: My anime girl voice rips into the hearts of men.

ashton: I’m gonna lay down a fat beat, and you’re gonna spit some hot facts.

calum (this quote was originally said about a girl): If I like [girl] for her BDE, does that mean I’m secretly gay?