#arzy

Reinvordt/Horanri would go to a cozy little restaurant and eat dinner while heavily shittalking the respective hated clerics and it would be amazing

Micorom/Arzy has everyone stoned out of their minds and engrossed in a huge discussion about morally debatable and possibly illegal scientific practices

Laulu/Gehrmaria is obviously a bar date, everyone gets drunk, no one recalls what happened the morning after or if they do they lie and try to forget

HEHEHE I guess that the ones that could be considered more heavily bonded are Izzy and Archibald, they might have carnal flings but they’re platonically as stable as a block of concrete in a field of wooden stick towers

Gehrman and Maria are also technically mated but shit gets weird, same for Laurence and Ludwig, don’t trust what they say it’s never that easy

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

when of if I started shipping it: when @bellringerkat fleshed out the characters and gave me goddamn feels over people we only have descriptions of

my thoughts: super supportive of their partner, live for each other but are perfectly capable of having separate work and social lives, sweet af, would literally kill, die and/or get into scientific necromancy for each other, honestly if they’re not relationship goals I don’t know what is

What makes me happy about them: they’re passionate weirdos and despite how strange they might seem they have the most wholesome healthy relationship you could ever find

What makes me sad about them: their goals led them to probable terrible death but still they probably loved each other til the end (and frther if I take into account my frankesteinesque headcanons)

things done in fanfic that annoys me: there’s no fics of them (yes I’ll keep saying this, sue me)

things I look for in fanfic: them being actually there

My kinks: Izzy letting go of her tough angry persona to show her vulnerable side when she’s alone with Archie and clinging to him, Archie spoiling Izzy by always going down on her

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: I have sideships with Gehrman for Archie and Maria for Izzy, and especially Marizzy is a big love of mine

Arzy

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwavethere’s an even chance of both being the culprit, depending on mood, time of day and month

who forgot to put the cat outside before sexIzzy, but they don’t actually care much normally, they’re too used to having beasts around 24/7

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shitneither, they do the stupid shit togetherMaria films it all

who breaks the most phonesArchie, Izzy has a super old phone that she only uses for calls and texts and could probably survive a hurricane

who dies firstIzzy, tho given Archie’s penchant for frankenstein-ing his way through things it’s a bit of a trick question

which one I could see as being lactose intollerantmaybe Archie? he’s always ingesting things that he shouldn’t anyway

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’tArchie somehow believes he can cookonce he tried frying some meat by putting it on exposed wires

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bedno one sleeps in a bed in this housewho uses the computer mostArchie, in fact he manages both his own and Izzy’s accounts because she cannot be bothered to learn

Laulu

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwaveLaurence, probably in a moment of “enlightened” creative messing around, and he might have forgotten them there for Ludwig to find 

who forgot to put the cat outside before sexthey don’t have a cat, Laurence is already enough of a skittish needy diva on his own

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shitnobody, cause Laurence is the one doing embarassing shit but Ludi is too nice to ever slander him like that, and inversely any video Laurence takes of his bf he ends up keeping for himself because he’s too precious

who breaks the most phonesLudwig, only because Laurence changes his phone too often to let them break 

who dies firstdamnit Laurence

which one I could see as being lactose intollerantneither really, not after ingesting so much blood

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’tLudi is timidly good at basically everything, while Laurence has the attitude of “if it isn’t perfect then what even is the point” about anything that he can’t do, so neither

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bedLudwig is sometimes having to kick himself out of bed cause Laurence keeps enticing him back into the covers

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