other dumb shit my dnd characters (that ive actually played) have done:
courage didn’t hit anything for two battles and threw a tantrum. also kept trying to give wine to the party mule
menko (and vex) ran from a 2-on-1 fight they probably could’ve done. they got stuck after vex left and used thaumaturgy to yell for help
arseth tried to seduce someone to get him and the others into a fancy party bc i forgot he had papers saying he was a noble. also ran from a fight (but came back to try and help his sister + eventually arwyn n asper)
valora yelled at an angel bc it was Doing Necromancy
Theodore Has Never Done A Single Thing Wrong In His Life














