Dude. I almost shifted, and now I'm, like, processing the fact that my DRs are real. I'll be there. With all the people I've scripted. They're real. My best friend is real. They're real. It's all real. It's almost overwhelming — like if I was suddenly able to feel the organs in my body. But, it's also so amazing. I can shift. I can be anywhere. I can be anyone. I can be anything.
I felt myself in my damn bed in my DOAWK DR. I felt the warmth of my best friend in one of my Better 'CR's.
I'm gonna shift. I know it. There's no doubt in my mind that I'm gonna shift. Be it to my DOAWK DR, to my Better CR, my waiting room, or one of the other fifty realities I'm currently scripting.
I could smell my best friend. I felt him. I heard him. He's real. I'm gonna fucking cry, he's real.
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Should I just start, like, introducing you guys to all my different friend groups in my DRs? Like, with moodboards and whatnot. I'm bored, why not. Maybe my qpr s/o, too. And maybe my qpr polycule. You have to promise to be nice, though /lh.
Introducing the cutest boy in Paldea, Lucifer Asra Kolsrud! Don't let the pink obsession and the small stature fool you, Lucifer is more than just a competent trainer. Rumor has it he's capable of befriending even the most aggressive Pokemon, making him quite the worthy opponent.
Place of Residence: Pecha Berry Home (more on that later)
Misc: Speaks English and Spanish fluently
Important Belongings: A pink coin purse with infinite space in it, a backpack shaped like a Blissey, and a Ditto plushie
Claims:
Haircut (just with shorter bangs)
Hair Color
Eyes
Lips
Eyebrows
Voiceclaim: Noel Gruber from Ride the Cyclone
Personality: Lucifer is known for being compassionate, friendly, but rather blunt and headstrong when spoken to. However, naturally, he tends to be a resilient, mildly asocial realist who prefers the company of themself and their Pokemon.
Sounds like quite the interesting young boy! I wonder what other people think...
"I thought they were shy at first, but they wouldn't shut up once he started talking about their Mimikyu."
"That kid punched me after I told him his Snorlax was useless!"
"Oh, he's really sweet. They bought me a scone the other day."
"I don't know much about them, but he seems pretty nice."
Timeline Of My Life
Start of Life:
Lucifer Asra Kolsrud was born to a human mother and a Ditto disguised as a human male. Due to the odd nature of their child, the couple anonymously dropped him off at Pecha Berry Home, a well funded orphanage staffed largely by Indeedee.
Age Five:
Lucifer began to have horrific night terrors, so one of the human staff at Pecha Berry Home took it upon themself to buy the boy a Ditto plushie, which caused the night terrors to subside and quickly became Lucifer's comfort object.
Age Seven:
Lucifer came across a shiny Toxel on a walk through town with an Indeedee caretaker, who allowed him to take it home upon watching him quickly befriend it.
A rumor began to spread across the children of Paldea that Lucifer was a Ditto in disguise, due to how easily he gets along with Pokemon and how much trouble he has with humans.
Age Eight:
Lucifer began to complain about constant aches and fatigue that, upon trying treatment, couldn't be managed by lifestyle changes or medicine.
After some consideration, a human staff member and a medical professional approached Lucifer and asked if he would like to have a service Pokemon to assist him. He accepted and was allowed to choose a Wooloo, but didn't receive it that year, as they had to find a Wooloo large enough to support the weight of a small boy, and they had to train it.
Age Nine:
Lucifer's shiny Toxel evolved into a shiny Amped Toxtricity.
Lucifer pierced his right earlobe with the help of Toxtricity.
Age Ten:
Lucifer was finally given their service Pokemon; a three foot tall Wooloo that would allow him to rest safely, whenever necessary.
Lucifer was allowed to choose a starter Pokemon, and he chose Sprigatito.
Lucifer found a pokeball with an unwanted Snorlax inside of it in the Pecha Berry Home lost and found, and kept it for themself.
Lucifer met a girl named Penny while at a Poke Center for his injured Sprigatito.
Lucifer met an unusual fluffy Sylveon who had been poisoned, and cured it by feeding it pecha berries, quickly befriending it.
Age Eleven:
Lucifer found a Mimikyu during a rainstorm and provided it with shelter and food, soon befriending it.
Lucifer, out of curiosity, went to see a psychic and got gifted a Gengar and told that he would soon meet someone who could be a fantastic friend, or a nasty foe.
Lucifer's Sprigatito evolved into a Floragato.
Lucifer met a man named Hodge at a battle event and unfortunately lost to him. However, after the event, Hodge gifted them a Sableye he found and the two became friends.
Lucifer met a boy named Arven at a bakery, and they soon became close.
Age Twelve:
Lucifer will go to a battle event to support Hodge, and will run into Ash and Goh (from Pokemon Journeys because I love these little gay boys).
More About Me
As mentioned in the beginning of the Timeline, my father was a Ditto in disguise, while my mother was a human. In fact, I'm a shiny Ditto! Due to the unusual circumstances surrounding my creation, I possess Pokemon-like abilities, such as:
Boosted strength, speed, and resilience
Shapeshifting
Being able to communicate directly with other Pokemon
Heightened senses
Quicker healing
Due both to my Pokemon nature and my personal morals, I choose to befriend Pokemon before catching them. This means that I catch Pokemon a lot slower than other people, but I develop friendship with my Pokemon a lot quicker, too. I never leave home without handfuls of pecha berries and heal balls in my bag.
Welcome to my shifting blog, the blog of The Interdimensional Jester! I'm a joyous, infinite being ready to brighten your day with poorly worded posts!
Main Blog: @luciferpickledhooves
Name: Lucifer, but you can also call me The Jester or just Jester, if you so please!
Pronouns: It/They/Hy/Hymn — It/It's largely preferred, Hy/Hymn is pronounced like He/Him
Miscellaneous Information: I have way too many DRs to list them all. I'm aroace, but that doesn't stop me from having QPR's in about half of my realities! It's the same guy, too.
Tags I use, and their meanings!
✧jester rambles✧ — long winded posts about miscellaneous nonsense (some longer than others)
✧jester thoughts✧ — usually short posts about whatever random things pop into my squishy brain!
✧jester problems✧ — either serious (usually not) or silly complaints regarding scripting, shifting, or manifesting
✧jester advice✧ — advice, but it won't be given often
✧jester jokes✧ — mostly short, stupid nonsense I feel like posting; maybe updates on my journey, but those will probably be posted under a different tag!
✧jester's reality✧ — anything about my DRs, from my QPR s/o to maybe a mood board
✧jester's privilege✧ — anything about manifesting/loa or witchcraft/paganism
✧jester reblogs✧ — a reblogged post!
I may use multiple tags for one post, if it falls into multiple categories (I'm an indecisive jester)
I hope everyone has a silly, joyous night! Remember to trust yourself and your journey — The Interdimensional Jester is always happy to entertain you!
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