sharing is caring + 19. welcome to statistically stupid,
"if this gets me killed, iām having penelope change the name in your file to ratthew simmons.ā sheās only partially kidding - if sheād actually asked penelope to do it, sheās almost certain that the woman would. she has penelopeās complete and total loyalty.Ā
itās not that sheās scaredĀ of motorcycles. there are plenty of things she is scared of - roadside motels, eating during search and rescue, her cat when he gets a certain look in his eyes - but motorcycles are not one of them. look, sheāll even agree! theyāre sexy, itās a whole thing. she has gone bright red more than once watching a woman in an action movie take off a helmet and whip her hair around.Ā
she has survived a lot. a lot. things that people, in general, donāt survive. statistically, getting kidnapped and impaled is not something you survive. getting kidnapped more than once usually isnāt something you survive. she has climbed out of overturned motor vehicles with a broken rib and a concussion.Ā
sheās been very lucky, statistically. and sheās not superstitious, but thereās gonna be one that gets her eventually.Ā Ā
is it going to be motorcycles? maybe not. but still -
none of that changes the fact that sheās currently strapping on a motorcycle helmet while complaining to matt.Ā Ā
āno offense to you and this whole thing, but i thought if i ever compromised my no motorcyclesĀ rule, it would be with katee sackhoff.Ā or angelina jolie.āĀ