#arkus-rhapsode

Who would wake up first?: Rock. Revy spends all night drinking and get serious hangovers. 

Do they have nicknames for each other?: Rock is already a nickname

How do they apologize after an argument?: Revy suggests they go drink

What would they be like as parents?: Rock would do most of the work. Revy is no good with kids, but she would shoot anyone that messes with them. 

Who is more romantic?: Rock. Revy doesn’t really like dealing with that type of stuff. 

Where do they go on vacations?: Too broke to go anywhere unless its work-related. 

Who gets jealous easiest?: Revy. Easy. 

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?: Rock, but not by much. 

Who is the most adventurous?: Revy

Who is the most protective?: Revy

What was their wedding like?: They got married at the Ripoff Church by Eda. Mostly people showed up just to see if Revy would get cold feet and runoff. It was a major bet in the city. 

Who uses all the hot water?: Revy. Gotta wash off the blood. 

Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking?: Revy

Who initiates sexy times the most?: Rock

Who is more dominant?: Rock when in bed. Revy everywhere else. 

What would they do if the other one was hurt?: Revy would literally kill the person. Rock would try to calm her down. 

Who gives nose/forehead kisses?: Rock

What their biggest fight was/will be about: If they should have kids.

What is the song that summarizes them best?: Mortal by Baby Rose

A headcanon?: Dutch and Benny took a bet on how long it would take Revy to confess to Rock. Benny won. 

So, tumblr has certainly done it again. And I want to explain this to any followers who happen upon this blog or my original and wonder what happened.

Last night, on November 3rd, tumblr had told me they had noticed some “suspicious activity” on my account, requesting me to reset the password. I logged out, entered my email for the password reset and when tumblr sent me the link, it wasn’t there.

Not in my inbox or my spam. I’ve tried contacting support and at this moment I have received no help. While the account is still active I’m not able to access it. I apologize to anyone who wants to try and get in touch with me, please understand that it was not intentional.

I understand that I can start again on this blog, it just sucks having lost a blog of mine that I spent 4 years making. If you are a fan of arkus-rhapsode content, please spread this around. Any exposure helps. And while I’m hopeful I could get my old account back, I will be using this one for the foreseeable future.

hydrangea - proudest moment?

-who cries when someone dies in a movie: High Elf Archer, but not much. She’s seen worse stuff on quests. 

-who wears the ugly holiday garb: GS. Mostly because he’s forced to by HEA. 

-who pays for the meals: HEA. Because she knows GS will just get the cheapest thing because it keeps him going.

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone: GS slams the door. HEA plays the trombone.

-who brings home stray animals: HEA

-who leaves the bathroom door open: GS. He likes everything open so goblins dont sneak up on him. 

-who tells the ‘dad jokes’: HEA, but mostly because she doesn’t understand the concept of human jokes. 

-who wants kids more: HEA. Though she’s not sure how hybrid children (Elf/Human in this case) would be viewed. 

-who travels more: Both do when they are on quests. 

-who spends more cash: GS. Mostly on armor repairs and equipment to kill Goblins.

-who buys the things in infomercials: GS if it will help him kill goblins. 

-who draws in the dust on their cars: HEA. She gets bored on long trips. 

-who starts the snowball fights: HEA

-who throws away the directions to things: HEA, much to GS’s chagrin.

-who puts up holiday decor: HEA. Human customs excite her. 

-who is more likely to forget to bathe: GS

-who gets more obsessed about things: GS obviously.

Who would wake up first?: GS. Gotta check and make sure no goblins are poking around. 

Do they have nicknames for each other?: HEA calls him Orcbolg. So that’s good enough for him. He doesn’t really have a name for her. 

How do they apologize after an argument?: Very awkwardly. GS is very matter of fact, but HEA takes a bit of coaxing to get it out. 

What would they be like as parents?: I honestly don’t think they would have kids. They aren’t really wired for it. 

Who is more romantic?: Oddly enough GS. He’s not romantic in the classical sense, but he’ll get gifts at Cow Girl and Priestess’ urgings. 

Where do they go on vacations?: Water Town

Who gets jealous easiest?: HEA. She finds herself not becoming a fan of all the girls hanging on GS after awhile. 

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?: HEA. She is very curious about human customs. 

Who is the most adventurous?: HEA. She always tries to drag him on adventures that DON’T include goblins. 

Who is the most protective?: GS

What was their wedding like?: A cross between a traditional human and high elf wedding. HEA wore a dress similar to her older sister’s.

Who uses all the hot water?: HEA. She’s still not used to proper human bathing.

Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking: HEA

Who initiates sexy times the most?: HEA. 

Who is more dominant?: GS. Easily. HEA loses her nerve fairly quick when things get going. 

What would they do if the other one was hurt?: HEA would insist he stay back and recover. GS would launch headfirst to attack whatever hurt her. 

Who gives nose/forehead kisses?: HEA. Though she gets irritated by having to tell him to take off his helmet so much.

What their biggest fight was/will be about: How much goblin slaying they would be doing on a weekly basis. 

What is the song that summarizes them best?: I Want You Around by Snoh Aalegra

Who would wake up first?: Ilia. Old habits. 

Do they have nicknames for each other?: Ilia calls Weiss “Princess”. Weiss calls Ilia “Rogue”

How do they apologize after an argument?: Ilia will usually give Weiss flowers

What would they be like as parents?: Fairly normal. Weiss would try her hardest not to replicate the mistakes of her own parents. 

Who is more romantic?: Ilia 

Where do they go on vacations?: Menagerie or Mistral

Who gets jealous easiest?: Ilia

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?: Weiss

Who is the most adventurous?: Weiss on account of her being a Huntress

Who is the most protective?: Ilia

What was their wedding like?: It was a grand affair in Atlas. A lot of press came out to see the Schnee heiress marry a Faunus

Who uses all the hot water?: Weiss. Lots of hair to wash. 

Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking?: Also Weiss.

Who initiates sexy times the most?: Ilia

Who is more dominant?: Weiss

What would they do if the other one was hurt?: They would both fight whoever did it.

Who gives nose/forehead kisses?: Ilia

What their biggest fight was/will be about: Early in their relationship they would fight about when Ilia would meet Weiss’ family. 

What is the song that summarizes them best?: Juice by iyla

A headcanon?: Blake is their biggest supporter. The second she found out Ilia liked Weiss she did everything she could to get them together. Sun, Yang, and Ruby obviously helped. 

who’s the cuddler: Ultear. She loves to feel Gray’s muscles.

who makes the bed: Ultear. Gray tosses the covers like he does his clothes. 

who wakes up first: Gray. He likes to start his training early. 

who has the weird taste in music: Ultear. Travelling across the country means you pick up a few things. 

who is more protective: Both are about as equally protective of each other. 

who sings in the shower: Ultear. Gray caught her one time and never lets her live it down. Though he does like her voice.

who cries during movies: Neither. They find romance movies boring and both laugh at horror movies. 

who spends the most while out shopping: They don’t really go shopping that much. Ultear is still paranoid since she used to be a fugitive and Gray tosses all his clothes anyway.

who kisses more roughly: Ultear. 

who is more dominate: Ultear. 

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 7/10 This is honestly my ideal ship for both of them.