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synopsis: you transmigrated inside your favorite novel where your favorite character dies. now, what will you do when you witness the assassination attempts firsthand? refuse the tragic fate that awaits him and change the ending, of course!
request: I've been reading manhwa these past few days and..... What if crown!prince scara and reader who got isekaid to the novel she's reading??? The lack of manhwa au here is making me cry ππ Also, congrats on 1k!!! Proud to say I read your works since your twenty-one era β€οΈβ€οΈ
word count: 5.9k (hehe)
tags: NOT PROOFREAD, royal!au, fantasy(?), isekai, reader got isekaid, crack, little bit of cursing, berries, assassination attempts (implied), poisoning, not lowercase this time because of the titles (Your Highness, Your Grace, Her Majesty), pantalone, english is not my first language, so expect grammatical errors!
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It's your 20th birthday. Instead of greeting the guests and entertaining them, youβre just sitting on the special couch that was made for you for this day.
Youβre not bored, but you're not excited either. You just want to go back to your room and lay on your bed while reading your favorite novel. There's only one chapter left before volume 3 ends, and the next one is getting released tonight.
Yes, tonight. On the same day and night of your birthday.
There were a bunch of gifts from your family, friends, relatives, classmatesβ and others who came to your party. But sadly, you already know what half of them were.
Youβre not complainingβ well, maybe you areβ¦ but heck! don't they have anything to give aside from the things they thought you would be happy to have!? Not make-up, not heels, not dresses, or anything that makes you super girly, no.
For exampleβ your favorite novel!
The Thorns of the Crown.
Please give it a chance, the story is not as bad as the title.
So basically, the story is about a lonely prince. A prince born from spite, a throne built on enemies and a story that ends in blood. The third one is kind of⦠dark, isn't it?
Of course it is. Because the back cover literally said, "He was given a crown he never asked for, enemies he never chose, and a fate already written in blood. Some stories don't have good endings. This is one of them.β
The summary is so sad it made you buy the book and use your leftover money for transportation. You remember that time you had to walk on the way home because of it. But hey! You didn't regret it. Look, it even became your favorite novel!
You even lost your deadlines, essays, and reports while binge reading the book because the story is intriguing you.
Scaramouche, the lonely crown prince who was both loved and hated by his own people. Following the death of Her Majesty the Queenβ his mother, he had to take over the crown at the age of fifteen and rule the kingdom.
He had to learn everything at square one. He had to learn that not everyone praising him, and obeying his orders are to be trusted and on his side.
He learned that one time when one of his trusted servants attempted to poison him. Note: trusted servant.
The servant who took care of him ever since he was a newborn baby. The servant who first witnessed his first walk and heard his first words. The servant who he treated as a father figure. The servant who became both his guardian and teacher after the Queenβs passing.
He was so hurt and betrayed when that happened to the point that he closed his heart and stopped giving his trust.
You felt that deeply. Not the betrayed part, no. The story is so good you had to close the book and stare at the wall for ten minutes because heck, that's some tragic backstory.
But wait, there's more. More tragic? Yes.
Scaramouche, the lonely prince, is going to die. Not where he will grow old, or because of illness.
You thought that the poisoning was the last assassination attempt, but it turns out that there would be more than that.
Ugh⦠just thinking about them is making you feel nauseous!
Despite the tragic story, you keep reading itβ hoping to see the part where Scaramouche will finally get his happy ending. But sadly, that part isnβt, and will never come.
See, this is the kind of book that deserves to be in the spotlight. Not the ones where the protagonist always needs saving and help like they cannot walk on their own two feet and do anything by themselves. No shade, by the way.
Anyway, back to the boring partyβ¦
Seeing that everyoneβs done greeting you and that your parents are now busy entertaining the visitors, you took that chance to slip away and return to your room. After closing the door and locking it, you didnβt waste any time as you removed your heels and flopped down on your bed.
Yes, this kind of peace is just what I wanted.
You sit up and start removing the jewelry youβre wearing. You're never comfortable wearing them, along with the heels.
You were just about to put them back on the drawer, but you stopped when you noticed something on the top.
You blink once. Twice.
Oh my god.
Screaming, you grab the book and throw yourself back on the bed. There was a small note at the bottom:
Happy Birthday.
Thatβs it. No sender, no nameβ not even yours. Just those two words. It's like the heavens had heard your wishes and decided to give you the thing that you wanted the most on your birthday.
You hold up the novel and examine the cover. Just like the other volumes, the cover featured Scaramouche, sitting on his throne that's covered in thorns. That looks awfully painful. The only thing that's different from the first two was that his crown is now covered in blood and is dripping down his face.
The poor princeβ¦
Changing to your pajamas, you flop back down on the bed and hug the novel as if comforting the protagonist that everything will be okay. You read the back cover againβ but it was blank.
βWhy is it blank?β you whisper to yourself and examine the book. The back cover is a total blank, without any designs, words, not even the bar code and ISBN.
Weird..
Yawning, you felt the exhaustion coming back to your body as you hugged the book to your chest and closed your eyes.
The book started glowing, but it was ignored as you started drifting to the dreamland.
β
Feeling the shivering cold in your body, you slowly open your eyes. The first thing that you noticed was the golden chandelier hanging in the ceiling. The second thing was the smell of a candle and incense wafting to your nose. And the third thing is a voice, a sharp and cold one that could rival the temperature of the floor youβre currently lying in.
βIβm giving you three seconds to tell me who you are and how you end up in my room.β
You sat up so fast you felt your vision blurring. You blinked through it and found the owner of the voice standing on your left, arms folded and looking down at you with a deadly glare.
But waitβ he looks awfully familiar.
Dark indigo hair with a weird haircut, sharp eyes, and that red eyelinerβ¦
You know that face.
You stared at the cover and even searched him up on the internet because holyβ man got good-damn looks.
"Scaramouche!?" you said out loud before you could stop yourself.
His eyes narrowed. "Two seconds.β
He didn't even ask you how you know his name. He's just standing there, almost towering over you as he counts down and waits for your answer.
You slowly sit up and look around. β...Howβ¦ where am I? I was just in my room right now.β
Funny you have the same questions as him running in your mind now.
Why are you here? With Scaramouche standing two feet away from you, youβre sure now that you're in his room. So now the real question isβ
How did you end up inside the novel?!
βOneββ
βI promise I'm not gonna hurt you!β you suddenly blurts out as you scramble to your feet in panic. Silence followed and you bit your lip in embarrassment.
Way to go, y/n.
βHurt me?β his gaze turns sharper and he slowly walks towards you. You took a step back, but every time you do, the man in front of you keeps stepping closer.
Your back met the cold wall and you were looking everywhere but him. If looks could kill, youβd be lying dead by now.
βU-umβ¦β
His aura is intimidating you so much you want to dig the ground and bury yourself six feet under.
You can feel his gaze lingering on you and you bite your lip to ease your nervousness. You can literally hear your own heartbeat.
Remind me why is he my favorite character again?
βTurn around.β
βHuh?β
Finally, you got the courage to look at him. WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?!
βI said turn around.β
βUhβ¦ wβwhy?β
βI have to make sure youβre not hiding something inside thatβ¦β he eyes you up and down. β..sleepwear of yours.β
Your gaze immediately went down to your clothes. You're still wearing your pajamas, what's wrong with it?
βUmβ¦ what's wrong with my clothes?β
βTurn around.β
βIβm not hiding anythiββ
βDon't make me repeat myself, woman.β
Womaβ?!
Feeling like crashing out, you took a deep breath to calm yourself.
Think carefully, y/n. This guy had every right to be cautious because he's surrounded by people wanting to take his life and throne. Calm down. Understand him. Be considerate. Take a deep breath. Inhaleβ¦β¦ exhale.
βLook, Sirββ you stopped. Wait, what should I call him..? βDo I look like someone whoβd take your life, Your Highness?β
You pointed to your pajamas. βDo assassins wear pajamas when trying to assassinate someone?β
You point at your face. βDo assassins not bother covering their faces when trying to assassinate someone?β
βNo,β he narrowed his eyes once again. βBut you might be the first so Iβm telling you for the last time, turn around. That's an order.β
Those last three words made it clear that youβre not winning this. So with a resigned sigh, you reluctantly turn around to face the wall.
You wait for him to do something, but minutes have passed, Scaramouche hasn't moved to do a body check on you.
So taking this as a chance to prove your innocence, you start talking again in a low and soft voice.
"I'm not here to hurt you," you said. "I don't even know how I got here. All I remember was, I was asleep in my room, hugging my favorite book. Now I woke up on your floor without any clue how it happened.β
Suddenly, you remembered some scenes from the book. The crown prince was famous for throwing "suspicious people" into the dungeons for trialβ and execution.
And you? Who had just appeared in his private room out of thin air wearing pajamas?
Yup, youβre definitely doomed.
βWho sent you?β he asked.
βI... I don't know.β
βHow did you get here?β
βI donβt know.β
βWhat is your name?β
βI don't knowβhuh?β
You turned around to face him. He was still staring, arms crossed, waiting for an answer. His deep purple eyes seemed to glow, and you nervously bit your lip.
βI didn't give you permission to look at me.β
Your patience is running thin. Between the stress and the exhaustion of standing all day at your birthday party, you were done. You closed your eyes, took a long breath, and gave him a tired look.
βPlease pardon my behavior, Sir. But I promise I'm not a threat. Like I've said, I have no idea how I ended up here. I was sleeping in my own bed because I was exhaustedβ it was my birthday yesterday, you know.β
You weren't sure why you added that last part, but at this point, youβd say anything to make him believe you. The Crown Prince didnβt respond, he just kept watching you, waiting for you to keep talking.
And because you're desperate to prove your innocence, you continue.
βYou can... I don't know, tie me up in the corner over there, if you want? If I don't do anything all night and you wake up safe tomorrow, that proves I'm not an enemy.β
Silence. Thenβ
βYou speak as if you know me and my situation quite well, woman.β
Oh, Your Highness, guess what?
You nervously scratched the back of your head and looked away.
βActually...β you hesitated. Was it even safe to tell him you weren't from this world? βIt's a long story. But I can assure you, all your secrets are safe with me!β
βMy secrets?β
βAhββ
You could only offer a weak smile and a peace sign. For some reason, the tension in your body started to fade. The room didnβt feel as cold, and Scaramouche didn't seem quite as scary anymore. Were you really getting used to this place already?
βAjax,β the prince called out.
The door swung open and a knight stepped inside. The moment you saw his ginger hair and the mask resting on his head, your hand flew to your mouth. You actually gasped out loud.
Oh my god!
βChilde!?β
The words were out before you could stop them. You immediately regretted it as two pairs of eyes locked onto you.
Holy shit.
β
βUmβ¦ I know I said that you can tie me up, but that was just me trying to lighten up the mood! Come on, is this really necessary? I'm not an enemy! I can't even kill a mosquito!β you wriggle on the chair and look at the person behind you. βMr. Childe, Sir, I don't mean to say your name out loudβ ouch, don't make it too tight!β but please believe me, it was only a slip of tongue.β
ββSlip of tongueβ, so you really do know his name?β Scaramouche asked, his arms crossed while he stared at you down.
βDon't you think we should hear her out first? I don't really mind her calling and knowing my name, you know. Plus, she's pretty.β Childe, who just finished tying you up on a chair, said. He stands up and gives you a pitiful smile.
You feel your face flushing at the sudden compliment, but you have bigger problems right now so you look back at Scaramouche and nod your head aggressively as if agreeing to his knightβs suggestion of hearing you out first.
But sadly, this prince is also stubborn as hell. Sometimes, once he's made up his mind, everything else is just nothing to him.
βYou should never let down your guard around her, Ajax. You know damn well that the people wanting to take my life are getting creative. Look at her hideous clothes.β
Back to my pajamas again?
βThey're not hideous! They're cozyββ
βThe patterns are adorable.β Childe deadpan.
βSee, he gets me!β you're screaming now because you never thought that Scaramouche would actually take your words seriously!
βThis or dungeon. Choose.β
That shuts you up instantly.
Taking a deep breath, you lower your gaze and bite your lower lip. So much for getting my favorite novel on my birthdayβ¦
When silence erupted in the cold room, your eyes started to feel heavy. All that exhaustion from standing all day is coming back to you again. It looks like the Crown Prince isn't going to give you a chance to speak, but at least heβs keeping you alive.
But this is still too much!
Think, y/n! Say something to get out of these ropes!
You look up at them again. βI have something very important to tell you, Your Highness.β
βKeep an eye on her, Ajax. Make sure she doesn't do anything.β the crown prince ignored you. He turns on his heel and heads to his desk. His aura literally said that heβs not in the mood to talk to you.
You're running out of options to prove your innocence, so you muster all your courage and sit up properly, looking at him.
βSomeone is attempting to poison you tomorrow,β you said. βIf I'm wrong, you can throw me into the dungeon and do whatever you want. But if I'm rightββ
"Poison?" he stops in his tracks, cutting you off. βSorry to disappoint you but that kind of information is nothing new to me.β
Well, that's... sad?
βBut I'm telling the truth! Your maid, the new one with a mole under her left eye? Thatβs her. Sheβs actually a spy sent by Duke Pantalone.β
βOh, you even know about Duke Pantalone?β Childe raised his eyebrow.
βI actually know everyone hereβ¦β
Scaramouche slowly turns back around, his eyes narrowing. The room feels ten degrees colder.
"You know everyone?" he repeats, his voice low and dangerous. βThe more you talk, the more you earn yourself a ticket to the dungeon.β
Childe leans against the wall, looking genuinely impressed. βJust curious, where are you from, princess?β
βItβs y/n.β
He blinks. βNever heard of it.β
βNo, I mean, my name. Itβs y/n. As for where Iβm fromβ¦β you purse your lips. βIt's actually far from here. But I still don't know how I ended up in Your Highnessβ room.β
βWhy are you telling us this?β
βTelling you what?β
βAbout this certain maid attempting to kill me.β
βAnything to get me out of these ropes and make you trust me, I guessβ¦?β you sighed. βI'm just a commoner. I'm not a threat. I'm not an enemy.β
It feels like youβve been telling him this for the nth time now. They're so tough to crack, is this what interrogation in a police station is like?
βTake her to the room on the west wing, then.β
Your ears perked. βIβm free?β
Scaramouche didn't give you an answer. Childe removed the ropes around you and you left the princeβs room to take you to your βnew roomβ. That's what you want right now, to be honest.
To have a good sleep and rest. Your mind is too tired to think about what's happened, happening, and will happen. Thankfully, Childe didn't ask you anything as he led you to your room. He only bid you goodnight and closed the door, leaving you alone.
You didn't bother looking around as you dive right into the fluffy queen-sized bed and close your eyes.
I hope I'll wake up in my room tomorrowβ¦
β
Two weeks after you transmigrated in your favorite novel, you realized that keeping the Crown Princeβs safety is not an easy task because keeping him away from his enemies means exposing yourself in danger, too.
You already give up hoping to wake up back in your room in the real world after a week. You did try finding clues on how youβll do it, but you were left blank. So instead of moping, you decided to focus on surviving and save the crown prince from losing his head and his throne.
You already prevented three. The first one is the poisoning that you mentioned on your first day, the second one is an ambush attempt on his way from a grand ball, and the last one is another ambush attempt by an unknown baron that apparently hates the Crown Prince.
You almost wonder what kind of life Scaramouche had in his past life to have people going after his head in this life. Was he a famous mercenary? A tyrant king? A very notorious bandit?
βSo this is why the hallways are quiet.β you jump when you hear Scaramoucheβs voice behind you.
Speak of the devil.
You're currently in the garden, admiring the flowers andβ¦ thinking about your situation and the events that will unfold in the next few daysβ plans, or whatever to keep Scaramouche from death. You could say that this is one of your peaceful and free time because youβve been working nonstop monitoring this stubborn prince.
You grinned at him and gave him a curtsy. βGood morning, Your Highness.β
βWhat were you thinking?β
Getting straight to the point, are we?
βUhβ¦ the flowers?β Okay, that was a dumb answer. But how are you going to answer a question as straight as that?
βIβm thinking about the upcoming chapters where more nobles will attempt to kill you, sir.β
Yeah, right y/n. You are not going to tell him that.
Scaramouche already thinks you're some kind of "foreseer" because you know way too much. You tried telling him the truth onceβ that you aren't from this world and that his entire life is just a story to youβ but he just looked at you like youβd completely lost your mind.
βAre youβ¦ okay?β he asked.
You ignored him for two days after that.
βWhat's going to happen next?β he sits on the bench beside you.
He's asking about the next unfortunate event that will happen to him.
Heβs long given up asking where you came from, and why you have the βability to predict the futureβ. Instead, he told you to tell him everything that you know.
His enemies, spies, traitors, and anyone whoβs after his life and their ways of ending it.
And because you don't want anything to happen to your beloved favorite character, you told him youβd protect himβ not by jumping in front of a bullet (let's be real), but by staying one step ahead of the plot. You're the only one who truly gets him and the only one who can keep him away from those greedy councils and backstabbing servants.
You cannot tell him everything that you know, but with this, at least heβll be safe.
βI believe I asked you a question,β you snap back to reality when you hear his voice.
βSorry, what was that again?β
βDuke Pantalone,β his voice is low and quiet, but enough for you to hear. βIs he really after the throne?β
You purse your lips and slowly nod your head.
βHe's going to send you an invitation. It's best if you just ignore it.β
βWhy?β you can feel his gaze on you but you remain staring at your feet. βIf I accept it, what is going to happen?β
You remember the scene where the Duke invited the crown prince for a dinner in his mansion. It was supposed to be a normal dinner given that the Duke was a close friend of the late Queen Eiβ Scaramoucheβs mother.
Butβ¦
βUghβ¦β just thinking about it is making you feel sick. That damn duke and his stupid schemes!
βIt's not going to end well.β he said, almost whispering.
Itβs not a question. But the way he said it, it sounds like he's really used to this.
βDon't worry, as long as I'm here, none of those rascals will lay their dirty hands on you!β you tried to give him your bestest and cheerful smile as you looked at him.
βWith that small and fragile body of yours?β he snickered.
βMind you, this small and fragile body of mine has already saved your life thrice, Your Highness.β
βHmph.β Scaramouche stands up. βI'm going to accept the invitation.β
Hah?
βUm.. did you miss the part where I said just ignore it?β Seriously, what is he thinking?!
βWhat, youβre going to be there with me anyway.β
He didn't wait for you to say anything. You can only watch his back until he disappears in the shadows.
You close your eyes and take a deep, deep breath to calm yourself.
I want to go home.
β
Meeting the final villain is not, and will never be, on your to-do list while you're on vacation inside your favorite novel.
Well, the Crown Prince Scaramouche and Duke Pantalone are bound to meet someday because the latter used to be the formerβs motherβs close friend, but this? Knowing that what's happening right now is a trap? What in the world is the Crown Prince thinking?!
βIt's been three days since I sent the invitation, I thought I would never receive a response, Your Highness." the man in front of you said with a smile.
Duke Pantalone. One of Her Majesty the Queenβs trusted friends. But unfortunately, Scaramouche is not his mother, so that one doesn't count.
You can't even look at him straight because his face is pissing you off. Especially that smileβ that smile that looks gentle but itβs actually full of malice when you look at it carefully.
βI was too busy so I don't have time to write you back,β Scaramoucheβs hand made its way to your waist and he pulled you closer to him.
You were surprised at the sudden gesture, but you quickly composed yourself and gave the Duke your fakest smile. He briefly glanced at Scaramouche's hand on your waist before looking at you.
βPardon me for asking, but who might this beautiful woman be?β
You tried your best to prevent yourself from rolling your eyes in disgust.
Just bear with it for an hour or two, y/nβ¦.
You moved away from Scaramouche and gave the Duke a curtsy. βGood evening, Your Grace The Dudeββ
Dude?
DUDE?
You wanted to laugh at the mispronunciation but you forgot that youβre in front of a high ranking noble so you composed yourself. Imagine calling a Duke, βdudeβ like youβve been friends since you were three? Oh boy you wanted to roll on the ground and laugh your ass off.
But since thatβs impossible, you maintain your poker face because you might get punished or killed for the disrespect you just did. But who cares? You hate this man anyway.
You cleared your throat and gave him a bow. β...Your Grace The Duke.β
After a few greetings and embarrassment, you made your way to the dining hall. You sat beside Scaramouche while the Duke is on the farthest left of the long table.
The dinner is going wellβ smooth, even, because servants keep coming and putting whatever dishes the Duke had told them to serve. Mind you, there were only three of you and yet the big and long table is already full of plates.
You actually know what all of these are, and thankfully, they're not poisoned.
So the only thing that you need to watch out for the most isβ¦..
βYou. Bring the wine.β Duke Pantalone ordered the maid in-waiting. She immediately bowed her head and left in a hurry.
There it is. The famous wine.
βI didn't know you're such a drinker, Duke Pantalone.β Scaramouche said.
βIt's like a routine every time I eat, Your Highness.β he answered with a laugh. The maid arrived with a bottle of wine and three wine glasses. She puts each in front of you and opens the bottle before pouring them. βActually, this is why I invited you here. I wanted you to try this new wine I got from Fontaine. I heard this is limited so I didn't waste any chance to grab and try one myself.β
Liar. That wine is actually harvested from a poisonous fruit.
You stole a glance at the person sitting comfortably beside you. He's just watching the red liquid from the glass with an unreadable expression on his face.
You can feel Duke Pantalone's eyes watching him through the wineglass on his mouth, waiting for Scaramouche to drink it.
Heβs so obvious it's so funny. Surely, the Crown Prince knew what he was planning, right??
βIt doesn't look like it was made from grapes,β he said, earning a smile from you. βWhat's in it?β
Yes, keep asking him! And don't even try touching that glass and drink it!
However, the Duke wasn't even fazed at the sudden question.
βOh, the usual, Your Highness,β Duke Pantalone said. βFermented berries.β
Berries? Is that even possible?
βI seeβ¦β Scaramouche raised his hand to grab the wineglass and your mind started panicking.
No, no, no, don't just say, βI seeβ and take the glass! Put that down, sir! I said, put the glass down!!!
Not knowing what to do next, you quickly grab the glass from his hand and drink the wine in one go.
The two men inside the hall just watched you, both eyes wide open. Duke Pantalone was looking at you like youβd lost your mind, while Scaramoucheβ¦ Well, he looksβ¦ upset.
Youβll ponder about that one later. For now, your priority is to keep Scaramouche safe and stop the evil Duke from his evil plans.
Ugh⦠Gross⦠Berries, my ass. It tastes like rotten mango!
You slammed the glass back at the table. You wipe your mouth with the back of your hand and give them a small smile. βThat wasβ¦ uhβ¦ a good wine.. Very flavorful..."
And then it hits you.
You put your hand on your chest and start gasping for air. It feels like your lungs are being squeezed and you closed your eyes, grabbing Scaramoucheβs arm.
βYou idiot, what the fuck were you doing?!β he grabs your arm and pulls you to him. His other hand made its way to your cheek and started checking you. βDon't you even dare close your eyes, y/n.β
You tried speaking but you can't even move your mouth. Your bodyβs starting to get numb too, but despite all of this, you still tried to speak and give him a smile.
βYouβreβ¦ safeβ¦β
And then you passed out.
β
When your eyes fluttered open, the first thing you noticed wasn't the ceiling of your old bedroom, nor the ceiling of your bedroom in the palace. The second thing is the familiar chandelier hanging, and lastly, the sweet and overwhelming scent of glaze lilies and incense filling the dark room.
You're in Scaramouche's room.
What happened�
βFinally awake?β
You heard a sharp voice coming from beside you, so you weakly turned your head to find Scaramouche standing near the edge of the bed. He looked like an absolute wreck. His royal coat was tossed carelessly over a chair, his collar was unbuttoned, and his dark indigo hair was messyβ as if heβd spent the last several hours violently running his fingers through it.
βYour Highnessβ¦?β you coughed at the dryness of your throat. βWhat happened? Did weβ¦ Are you okay?β
βAm I okay?β he repeated with a scoff. βYou were the one barely hanging between life and death and you're really asking me if I'm okay?β
You pulled the blanket up to your nose to shield yourself from his glare. Geezβ¦ this is kind of weird but it felt nice seeing his usual grumpy sideβ¦
βWhat about you? Are you okay? Why the hell did you drink that goddamn wine knowing that it was poisoned?β he asked, voice still cold. You couldn't bring yourself to say something because it looks like you're in for a grand scolding so you continue looking at him, blanket still covering half of your face. βI knew exactly what was in that glass, you know? I just had to make sure that's why I confirmed what was in it. I was going to fake a seizure, draw out his hidden guards, and execute him for high treason on the spot.β
Oh.
βAnd what did you do? You stole the glass and drank the wine so now you were unconscious for almost a week because of your stupidity. You completely ruined my plan.β He took a deep breath to calm himself.
β...You should've at least told me about that planβ¦β you mumbled. I was actually losing my mind there, you know?! I thought you were really about to drink it!
βYou said something?β
You shake your head. βSoβ¦ uh.. I messed up theβ your plan?β
βMiserably.β
βWell.. Iβm sorββ
Scaramouche slammed his hand onto the mattress next to your head, making you flinch.
He leaned in, close enough you can feel his breath.
"What were you doing? What do you gain from throwing your life away for me? Is this some elaborate play to make me indebted to you? To make me trust you?β he asked.
You blinked when you heard his voice shaking, so you slowly looked down at his hand. He's gripping the sheets so tight his knuckles are turning white. Despite the harsh words and questions heβs throwing at you, you could see that his hands were also trembling.
Is he⦠scared?
You let out a sigh before looking up at him.
βI told you before, right? As long as I'm here, none of those rascals will lay their dirty hands on you.β You gave him a tired smile and lowered the blanket. βI don't know if I already told you this, but I made it my mission to keep you from whatever danger that's lurking around you. I wanted to keep you safe, but I guess I failed at doing it quietly.β
He scoffed, shifting his position so heβs now sitting beside you. βYeah right you did. Idiot.β
You rolled your eyes, but youβre still smiling. You put your hand on your chest. βAnything for you, Your Highness.β
He stared at you. βBut seriously, how are you feeling?β
βWeakβ¦?β you tried raising your arms but you failed. βLimp like a vegetable, as you can see. What happened, by the way?β
βThe wine was infused with wolfsbane, that's why you immediately passed out after drinking it.β he said. βIt's a deadly poison, and with the amount you ingested, it's a miracle you're still alive.β
Scaramouche reaches out and removes the strands of hair from your cheek. His hand is cold, but his touch is gentle.
βFrom now on, you are not allowed to leave my sight. If you plan to be this stupid again, make sure itβs where I can see you so I can keep an eye on you. I can't have you jumping into death again before I could even stop you. No more protecting me, I can handle myself. Am I understood?β
βLoud and clearβ¦β you reluctantly answered.
He smiled. This might be the first time that you've seen him smile genuinely. It looks.. nice. βGood.β
He retracted his hand and stood up.
βWait, are you perhaps worried about me?β you grinned at him, wiggling your eyebrows.
Scaramouche drops his smile at your stupid question.
βThe Duke is currently rotting in the deepest cell of the dungeons, if you're wondering.β he dodged your question that earned a chuckle from you. He grabs his coat and looks down at you again. βDon't do stupid things again, do you hear me?β
βSo you're worried!β
He ignores you again. βAll you have to do is focus on recovering. You're not allowed to leave this room until you're fully-recovered, and until I tell you so. Just call a maid, or Ajax if you need anything."
βBut I can'tββ
βThat's an order.β
Just like before, he didn't give you a chance to speak and left the room. You continue staring at the huge door before grinning like a kid. You turn your gaze at the dark ceiling and start gathering your thoughts.
The assassination attempts failed. The villain is in the dungeon and currently facing trials before his execution. You almost died but at least you managed to keep the Crown Prince safe until the end.
Scaramouche wasn't poisoned. His body wasn't burned.
Yes, that was the tragic fate that awaits him. The Duke plans to poison him first to make him lose consciousness, and after that, he plans to burn his body to leave no traces of evidence, and to erase the Crown Princeβs existence entirely. That's how cruel he isβ the Smiling Villain whoβs been eyeing the throne ever since Her Majesty The Queen is still alive.
But nowβ¦ everything has changed. His plan is ruined. And heβs now facing charges for attempting to overthrow the monarchy to ascend the throne.
The plot of the novel was officially broken. You changed the ending.
No more protecting the Crown Prince. No more saving your favorite character. Although he hinted that it's his turn to protect you from now onβ¦
You forced yourself to sit up and look at the huge window. When a ray of sunlight hits your face, you smile.
Oh well. All is well.
Mission failed successfully... I guess?
ββ no general taglist this time as this is a part of an event.
ββ in which you sent your friend a message after an accident. // feat. kazuha, scara, xiao, heizou & venti :))
tags: mention of accident (minor), crack, swearing, you are friends with the anemo bois, i decided to make this one because this happened to me recently HAHA :") but i'm okay now! it was only a scratch, nothing serious!
βyou want to know what a cigarette tastes like?β
you nodded at your boyfriendβs question. he raised an eyebrow, tilting his head to the side with a smirk. he seemed pretty amused by your sudden curiosity.
βi thought you hated the smell?β
βyeah, butβ¦β you pursed your lips, letting the thought trail off. you couldnβt really explain that your friends had been hyping it up, telling you that trying it once was just part of the "college experience."
so, here you were. spending the weekend at his place, finally bringing up the one thing you usually nagged him about.
βyou usually scold me the second i reach for the pack. what changed?β kinich grinned, pulling something from his pocket.
you glared at him. βif youβre just going to make fun of me, forget it.β
you rolled your eyes and pouted, looking away. kinich stared at you for a few seconds before finally holding one out. you stared at the thin white stick in his hand like it was an alien object.
βwell? take it. itβs better to just taste it yourself, explaining it is a pain.β he said.
with a sigh, you took it. you hesitantly turned it over in your fingers. kinich watched your every move, waiting for you to actually do something.
βitβs weird at first, but you get the hang of it once you learn how to breathe.β he noted casually.
βisnβt it bad for you, though?β
βwell, duh. but one puff isn't going to kill you. besides, arenβt you the one who was curious?β
you stare at the stick on your hand, but you snapped back to reality when kinich flicked his fingers in front of your face.
βwhat are you spacing out for?β
βahβ¦β you took a deep breath and looked at him. you tried to hand the cigarette back, feeling a bit silly. βnevermind. i canβt do it.β
βyou sure? it doesnβt hurt to try,β he said, pulling a lighter from his other pocket. the small flame flickered between you. βhere, iβll show you.β
he lit it and looked at you through the thin veil of smoke. βjust imagine youβre sipping a drink through a straw. easy.β
as you watch him demonstrate, you start feeling nervous. what if you choked? or started coughing like crazy? that would be so embarrassing. kinich exhaled smoothly, the smoke disappearing into the air, and held the cigarette back out to you.
βsee? not that hard.β
βyouβre really okay with your girlfriend doing this?β you asked, still unsure.
βif itβs what you want, why would i care?β he moved the filter closer to your face. βopen up.β
your face flushed at his tone. you looked up at him, heart racing, and slowly started to part your lips. the bitter, smoky scent was right there, making your lungs tight, but you waited for him to place it in your mouth.
suddenly, his smirk widened. βyou really thought iβd let you?β
βwhatβmph!β
instead of the cigarette, you felt kinichβs lips crash against yours. he tossed the cigarette aside, his hand sliding to the back of your head to hold you steady while his other arm hooked around your waist, pulling you against him.
your brain shuts down. what the hell?!
you tried to push at his chest, but he only deepened the kiss. he nipped at your lower lip, and the second you let out a soft groan, he took the chance to slide his tongue past your teeth.
you could taste it nowβ the sharp, bitter tang of tobacco and the cool hint of mint he always favored. it was smoky and dark, mingling with the heat of his mouth. you felt your knees go a little weak, your hands moving from pushing him away to gripping the fabric of his shirt.
kinich finally pulled back just an inch, his thumb brushing over your swollen lower lip. he was breathless, his eyes dark and mocking.
βthere,β he whispered, his voice low. βthatβs what it tastes like. you satisfied now, or do you need another lesson?β
you could only stare at him, your head spinning and your heart hammering against your chest. the curiosity about the cigarette was completely gone, replaced by the dizzying heat of his stare.
βi think...β you managed to breathe out, βno, itβs fine..β
kinich let out a short, dry laugh, his grip tightening on your waist. βshame. i was hoping i could teach you more. just ask me if you want another, yeah?β
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i totally didn't post this because the next chapter of guilty pleasure will take a while. nope.
a/n: a very, very late update yall. i was too busy crying over valko and getting excited over sp aventurine and the nod krai characters reveal that i forgot that my tumblr exists π
SYNOPSIS: you dont know why you have your cousinβs best friendsβ number saved on your phone, but all you know is that heβs attractiveβ exactly your type. not wanting to lose this chance to shoot your shot, you decided to become his chat bestie to get closer to him because why not? itβs not everyday youβd get to talk to someone as handsome as him! (careful though, your cousin doesnt want his friends to meet you so try your best to keep this secret from him!)
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a/n: just in case that you feel confused at the last slide, scara's message was before kinich's tweet :D
SYNOPSIS: you dont know why you have your cousinβs best friendsβ number saved on your phone, but all you know is that heβs attractiveβ exactly your type. not wanting to lose this chance to shoot your shot, you decided to become his chat bestie to get closer to him because why not? itβs not everyday youβd get to talk to someone as handsome as him! (careful though, your cousin doesnt want his friends to meet you so try your best to keep this secret from him!)
synopsis: you dont know why you have your cousinβs best friendsβ number saved on your phone, but all you know is that heβs attractiveβ exactly your type. not wanting to lose this chance to shoot your shot, you decided to become his chat bestie to get closer to him because why not? itβs not everyday youβd get to talk to someone as handsome as him! (careful though, your cousin doesnt want his friends to meet you so try your best to keep this secret from him!)
pairings: kinich x fem!reader
status: on-going
tags: social media!au, modern!au, college!au, fluff, crack, mentions of alcohol but not often, timestamps don't matter, kys/kms jokes, cringe jokes, swearing/cursing, english is not my native language, so i apologize if there are errors!, tba . . .
SYNOPSIS: you dont know why you have your cousinβs best friendsβ number saved on your phone, but all you know is that heβs attractiveβ exactly your type. not wanting to lose this chance to shoot your shot, you decided to become his chat bestie to get closer to him because why not? itβs not everyday youβd get to talk to someone as handsome as him! (careful though, your cousin doesnt want his friends to meet you so try your best to keep this secret from him!)