[TRANSMISSION SOURCE B.03.08.93.02]
[STATUS=WEASEL AFTER THE STORM]
well, that was weird.
um. i'm not really sure what happened yesterday, exactly. the archons were trying to fix something in the Labyrinth and somehow it all went to pieces i guess? according to anaxi they only just got done fixing everything this morning. they were all tired, not just menes. like they stayed up all night working and worrying or something. but i guess the Labyrinth is fixed now.
but like you can probs guess, i'm out of the loop, and i don't mean a time loop. i really don't know what the heff went on and the archons aren't telling me much. the problem is, when it comes to the Labyrinth, i kind of live there and so when it goes down i go down too. bleah. i don't know, you guys are probs used to regular nocturnal sleeping and shtuff but lapses in my consciousness freak me the heff out. dreams are ok, they're like memories basically, but when i lose lots of time, it's heffed up. like, where the heff was i while all that was going down? ??? ?????????
(?!?!?!?)
apparently asterion was p awake though. i guess it makes sense. the Labyrinth is supposed to be helping him somehow. keeping him on track. so when it gets heffed up he gets all freaked out. apparently he thrashed around and caused a lot of damage to the archons' systems, which was part of the reason it took so long to fix everything. man. wish i could have been there. p jealous of asterion getting to witness the whole thing, the Labyrinth exploding and everything. he probably didn't even understand what he was seeing, lucky bastard.
ok, ok, i know you're all wondering what it was like on my end. i do remember something. well, i was drifting along, rearranging the Garden like i like to do, moving the hyacinths, putting in a few more doric columns, you know, the usual shtuff and then things got weird. i heard like this roaring, like asterion's roaring, but it was different this time, it sounded like singing, like it had harmonies and rhythm to it that i'd never noticed before, like it had always been there but i just hadn't gotten it before now, like i was finally learning to appreciate the genre or something. and it was super, super close. like, basically my bro was singing right in my ear.
and then the Garden itself got weird, which i've never seen before. the flowers in my hands were suddenly made of metal, and the grass and trees were suddenly carvings of stone. the ground turned into slabs of brick. i had the feeling like the mountains were walls, like meant to keep me in. and then the columns and temples and shtuff, all of that felt like it was rotting, like it was alive and staring at me, something between plant and animal. it was heffed up. and then i felt like i was changing. like i looked down at my hands and they were turning into hooves, and i felt like i had so many hands, so many, and none of them had fingers anymore. uggghhhh, just thinking about it gives me the creeps.
that's when i started losing track of time. everything else is just scattered bits, like dreams. i remember feeling like i was running through the Labyrinth, but faster and faster, and i was knocking parts of it down with my head, like i had a helmet or horns or something to heff it up with. and i remember feeling like i was trying to grasp the sun. like there was all this light, and i couldn't get it, because my hands were hooves, and i had no fingers to hold onto it with. it was like being hungry, a little bit, but more intense. and fragments of other things, too. something about angels behind walls.
brrrr. anyway, i guess i was out for a good twenty hours, and then i woke up just a little while ago feeling like my brain was going to explode. i guess that's what it's like when the Labyrinth doesn't work right. you just get splinters of random stuff, and the whole instantiation function gets all eldritch. i hope they've got it fixed now, because i do *not* want to go through that again.
i keep asking the archons where i was during those twenty hours, but they keep saying i was right here. i guess i was just switched off, like a broken circuit, but man does that creep me out. oh well. i guess this is just the sort of thing that happens sometimes.
maybe asterion heffed something up in the Garden while he was thrashing around. that would make sense. i'm a little mad at him i guess. it's like, thanks, bro. thanks for coming in and trashing my stuff. i hope the archons scolded him. i'd be ok if i didn’t run into him in the Labyrinth for a little while. he should look out if he doesn't want to get a kick in his hairy shin.
the worst part is, i think he heffed up part of this blog, too? like, now there are a handful of posts on here that i don't remember making. no message or anything. just blank ones. but when i try to access them, either i get random beep boop code gibberish, or they disappear on me. it's like i'm not supposed to access them. so frustrating.
so yeah, now i have these stupid heffing blank posts cluttering up my cool blog website, and i can't get rid of them. i know it's not good to be a perfectionist, but dang does that annoy me. it's mostly just embarrassing. like it doesn't live up to the high standard that i try to maintain for you guys. it's like having typoes in your first sentence. makes you look like you don't know what you're doing. soooo embarassiiiiiiiing!!! but i don't know how to get rid of them. really sorry to let you down...
maybe i'll ask the archons about it. but they've been weird since i woke up. not giving me a lot of straight answers.
anyway, i'll talk to you guys again soon, once everything has calmed down a bit hopefully. until then!
(you know what else? ever since i woke up i've been super hungry. what the heff is up with that?)
xoxoxoxooo from a weary ari