Jun 10, 2024
Maximum Ride Ari and Max get arrested for illegal Gambling
Max: Alright Ari stack them up
(Police sirens are heard outside the hotel)
Ari: Max, I thought you said that gambling is legal in the state of Texas.
Max: It is legal except for Abaline
Ari: What city in Texas are we in?
Max: Abaline *looks at Ari with pleading eyes* Ari forgive me
Police: THIS THE ABALINE POLICE COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP
Ari: dad is going to be so mad not just with me
Max: Don't remind me how pissed Jeb is gonna be when he has to bail us both out of jail for the 4th time this month
(cue Ari and Max getting their mugshots and being put in their cell)
Ari: MOTHER FUCKER
Max: AH SHUT UP
