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my redesign of Maximum!! im gonna do the whole flock🪽
i think she'd be part harris hawk?? im not sure. but she's definitely some kind of hawk
i haven't read the books in so fuckin long but i will forever love this shittastic series
next will be Fang!!! and then Iggy(the best one...)
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Maximum Ride Ari and Max get arrested for illegal Gambling
Max: Alright Ari stack them up
(Police sirens are heard outside the hotel)
Ari: Max, I thought you said that gambling is legal in the state of Texas.
Max: It is legal except for Abaline
Ari: What city in Texas are we in?
Max: Abaline *looks at Ari with pleading eyes* Ari forgive me
Police: THIS THE ABALINE POLICE COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP
Ari: dad is going to be so mad not just with me
Max: Don't remind me how pissed Jeb is gonna be when he has to bail us both out of jail for the 4th time this month
(cue Ari and Max getting their mugshots and being put in their cell)
Ari: MOTHER FUCKER
Max: AH SHUT UP
Max has had enough of swearing
Max: If you guys swear you have to put money in the jar
Fang: What's gonna happen if the jar gets filled up
Ari: Yeah what's going to happen if the jar gets filled up
Max: I don't know a trip to Disneyland, Disney World, Universal Studios I don't care no more swearing if you swear you put money in the jar
Fang: Fuck
Ari: Shit
(cue a montage of Ari and Fang putting money in the swear jar and Max just standing there in shock)
Max: Fang open the door
Fang (all emo): Leave me alone to die
What I think would happen if Max confiscated Gazzy’s explosives lol
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Max: *holding the dynamite out of Gazzy’s reach*
Gazzy (struggling to get his dynamite back): GIVE ME MY DYNAMITE BACK
Max: NO YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING EVERYTHING UP
Gazzy: BUT ME WANT BOOM BOOM
Max: NO
Max: Hey let me see what you have?
Angel: A KNIFE
Max: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Max: Shh I got this
Ari Batacholer: *walks in with a knife*
Max: I see that you have a knife there
Ari Batacholer: Yeah so
Max: it’s a small knife
Fang: *trying his hardest not to laugh*
Max: you don’t have a bigger knife
Ari Batacholer: No
Max: Nice bike you got there it has 3 wheels (points at the tricycle)
Fang: *still trying his hardest not to laugh*
Max: do you have a child
Ari Batacholer: No
Max: So that means your riding the bike
Fang: *loses control of his laughter and starts laughing*
Ari Batacholer (throws the knife on the ground): I QUIT
