“the average spyre highschool has at least one evil faculty member” was a statistical error. the auegfort adventuring academy, who has had six evil faculty members on staff in the last three years, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

I vote that one of them hacks this Grix thing and destroys it actually

[building my case in fantasy mortal rights law court] your honour the defendant cast hold person on this gnome student, but dominate monster on this goblin student. a coincidence? i think not

my question is how many principles can you kill at your school before they stop letting you in classes

the headmaster at your school using dominate fucking monster on you would fuck you up so bad, man i can’t wait to see what mortals rights activist lawyer sklonda gukgak does when she founds out the principal hatecrimed her son

look i love when riz does nerd shit like hacking a washing machine, but even more i love it when riz, a stressed out high school student, just goes ahead and fuck it i’m gonna shoot this fucking guy

okay they have to fucking kill this guy in one session bc if they attack and fail to kill the literal principle of the school then oh boy it’s gonna be bad on monday morning